Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, Smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, Melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer.
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I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to alot of life.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.
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The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hardit is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said 'I think I drink from whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them.
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I'm not in denial i'm just selective about the reality i choose to acept
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It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get incinerated by lighting bolts
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.
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