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Quote Left Somewhere in the bible it say Jesus hair was like lamb's wool, I say. Well, say Shug, if he came to any of these churches we talking bout he'd have to have it conked before anybody paid him any attention. The last thing niggers want to think about they God is that his hair kinky. Quote Right
Quote Left God's Son went home. Among us it is whispered He cried the tears of men. Feeling, in fact, We have no need of peace. Quote Right
Quote Left A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- ` Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood .' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood. Quote Right
Quote Left Thinking as I do that the Creator of this world is a very cruel being, and being a worshipper of Christ, I cannot help saying: the Son, O how unlike the Father! First God Almighty comes with a thump on the head. Then Jesus Christ comes with a balm to heal it. Quote Right
Quote Left Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.' You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here? Quote Right
Quote Left I believe in person to person. Every person is Christ for me, and since there is only one Jesus, that person is the one person in the world at that moment Quote Right
Quote Left You make your own dream. That's the Beatles' story, isn't it? That's Yoko's story. That's what I'm saying now. Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It's quite possible to do anything, but not to put it on the leaders and the parking meters. Don't expect Jimmy Carter or Ronald Reagan or John Lennon or Yoko Ono or Bob Dylan or Jesus Christ to come and do it for you. You have to do it yourself. That's what the great masters and mistresses have been saying ever since time began. They can point the way, leave signposts and little instructions in various books that are now called holy and worshipped for the cover of the book and not for what it says, but the instructions are all there for all to see, have always been and always will be. There's nothing new under the sun. All the roads lead to Rome. And people cannot provide it for you. I can't wake you up. You can wake you up. I can't cure you. You can cure you. Quote Right
Quote Left If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul. Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus wept; Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization. Quote Right
Quote Left And the grace of our Lord was exceeding abundant with faith and love which is in Christ Jesus. Quote Right
Quote Left If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul. Religion Quote Right
Quote Left I don’t care if it rains or freezes long as got my plastic Jesus sitting, on the dashboard of my car. Comes in colors pink and pleasant; glows in the dark cause it’s iridescent; take it with you, when you travel far. Get yourself a pink Madonna dressed in rhinestones; sitting on a pedestal, of abalone shell. God almighty, I aint scary - cause I got the Virgin Mary... Assuring me, that I won’t go to hell. Quote Right
Quote Left At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books, and Jesus wasn’t a republican. I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay. We’ll be on for another six weeks here on ABC… Quote Right
Quote Left We thank you, Almighty God, for the gift of water. Over it the Holy Spirit moved in the beginning of creation. Through it you led the children of Israel out of their bondage in Egypt into the land of promise. In it your Son Jesus received the baptism of John and we are buried with Christ in his death. By it we share in his resurrection. Through it we are reborn by the Holy Spirit. Quote Right
Quote Left Readers of the twenty-first chapter must decide for themselves whether it enhances the book they presumably know or is really a discardable limb. I meant the book to end in this way, but my aesthetic judgement may have been faulty. Writers are rarely their own best critics, nor are critics. 'Quod scripsi scripsi' said Pontius Pilate when he made Jesus Christ the King of the Jews. 'What I have written I have Written.' We can destroy what we have written but we cannot unwrite it. I leave what I wrote with what Dr. Johnson called frigid indifference to the judgement of that .00000001 of the American population which cares about such things. Eat this sweetish segment or spit it out. You are free. Quote Right
Quote Left When you remember me, it means that you have carried something of who I am with you, that I have left some mark of who I am on who you are. It means that you can summon me back to your mind even though countless years and miles may stand between us. It means that if we meet again, you will know me. It means that even after I die, you can still see my face and hear my voice and speak to me in your heart. For as long as you remember me, I am never entirely lost. When I'm feeling most ghost-like, it is your remembering me that helps remind me that I actually exist. When I'm feeling sad, it's my consolation. When I'm feeling happy, it's part of why I feel that way. If you forget me, one of the ways I remember who I am will be gone. If you forget, part of who I am will be gone. Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom. the good thief said from his cross (Luke 23:42). There are perhaps no more human words in all of Scripture, no prayer we can pray so well. Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it. Quote Right
Quote Left In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea, With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;... Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting you! He said, You gonna follow me? I said, I've never thought about that before! He said, When you're not following me, you're resisting me. Quote Right
Quote Left Mark 2:5: When Jesus saw their faith, he said to the paralyzed man, 'Son, your sins are forgiven.' (NIV)

And when Jesus saw their faith [their confidence in God through Him], He said to the paralyzed man, Son, your sins are forgiven [you] and put away [that is, the penalty is remitted, the sense of guilt removed, and you are made upright and in right standing with God]. (AMP)

When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee. (KJV)

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Quote Left We must not sit still and look for miracles; up and doing, and the Lord will be with thee. Prayer and pains, through faith in Christ Jesus, will do anything. Quote Right
Quote Left One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, 'Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?' And he said to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?' My cousin was a weird guy. Quote Right
Quote Left The journey to the cross began long before. As the echo of the crunching of the fruit was still sounding in the garden, Jesus was leaving for Calvary. Quote Right
Quote Left I thank God for the honesty and virility of Jesus religion which makes us face the facts and calls us to take a man's part in the real battle of life. Quote Right
Quote Left The blood of Jesus Christ can cover a multitude of sins, it seems to me. Quote Right
Quote Left Many people mistake our work for our vocation. Our vocation is the love of Jesus. Quote Right
Quote Left When Christ said: I was hungry and you fed me, he didn't mean only the hunger for bread and for food; he also meant the hunger to be loved. Jesus himself experienced this loneliness. He came amongst his own and his own received him not, and it hurt him then and it has kept on hurting him. The same hunger, the same loneliness, the same having no one to be accepted by and to be loved and wanted by. Every human being in that case resembles Christ in his loneliness; and that is the hardest part, that's real hunger. Quote Right
Quote Left None speak of the bravery, the might, or the intellect of Jesus; but the devil is always imagined as a being of acute intellect, political cunning, and the fiercest courage. These universal and instinctive tendencies of the human mind reveal much. Quote Right
Quote Left To holy people the very name of Jesus is a name to feed upon, a name to transport. His name can raise the dead and transfigure and beautify the living. Quote Right
Quote Left John 19:1: Then Pilate took Jesus and had him flogged. (NIV)

SO THEN Pilate took Jesus and scourged (flogged, whipped) Him. (AMP)

Then Pilate therefore took Jesus, and scourged him. (KJV)

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Member Quotes About Jesus

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Quote Left Many theologians of today are the most dangerous people to new converts, They make the simplicity of the gospel of Jesus so vague and complicated. Quote Right
Quote Left There is nothing that has done more havoc to the rain of revival than the illusion of "modernism and theological liberalism" Liberalism sets itself as another gospel but not the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Quote Right
Quote Left People can be their own worst enemy; people have fought and paid with their lives for us to have the rights we have, and now many people take them for granted. Freedom comes at a cost, and freedom is not free. Even our Salvation came at a cost through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. We may freely enjoy the benefits of their sacrifice, but we should never take it for granted, because the same freedom we all can be taken away tomorrow. Quote Right
Quote Left A mother's deft touch always repairs despair. A father is a wizard when it is awkward .. Jesus Jesus Jesus Always holds 3 hands .. Quote Right
Quote Left I've never been to JESUS but I love him Quote Right
Quote Left "To be one with God is to know His son Jesus Christ." By Dawne Zacharias Quote Right
Quote Left In service, God is always the main course. I am never more than a side dish. Jesus is always the sweetest dessert. Quote Right
Quote Left Heaven is a place where few may go So don't wait make your way and don't delay Take sometime learn to listen and obey for Jesus is your only way Quote Right
Quote Left Rather falling in love or being in love. Make sure that the love is genuine. No one can complete you like JESUS. Fall in love with Jesus. Quote Right
Quote Left Why must those depressed strive for breath, even as they cling to Jesus breast, holding the wing of a pure white dove? Quote Right
Quote Left When you do good things don't attribute it to your salvation. Doing so is a great blasphemy against the great sacrifice of Jesus Christ. He is the only savior not your goodness. We just ought to live a life of love because that is the principle in heaven. Quote Right
Quote Left Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in Jesus Christ I place my trust. Quote Right
Quote Left Add God to the recipe of your life, spice it up with Jesus Christ and experience limitless success. Quote Right
Quote Left Most people who say they don't believe in Jesus Christ never had a need to. Quote Right
Quote Left Lovie Divines CuteTips: Let Your Jesus Smile Be Your Bling. Quote Right
Quote Left "I just write, it's not bout me It's bout the Light, Jesus Christ is the LIGHT..." Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus was single. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't feel unimportant, don't feel insignificant. Jesus is the glory and the lifter of your head. Quote Right
Quote Left Many say religion is the source of the world's problems. But they never say "Jesus is the problem". Why ?...because they don't know Him. Quote Right
Quote Left Click on Jesus and follow the prompts Quote Right
Quote Left When life does not give you what you want. Don't tear her sheet,rather take it up again and re-write a new fate. But if she gives you an ill option again,keep re-writing till it's right. But if it persist,then seek JESUS. Quote Right
Quote Left The Bible says that our real problem is that every one of us is building our identity on something besides Jesus Quote Right
Quote Left NO Jesus, NO Peace. KNOW Jesus, KNOW Peace Quote Right
Quote Left Forgiveness is such an essential key for a Christian life, that Jesus explained this aspect (alone) at the end of the Pater Noster, the famous OUR FATHER prayer, in two additional verses (Matthew 6:14-15) Quote Right
Quote Left Make a wager on Jesus of Nazareth, future King who reigns from Jerusalem. Quote Right
Quote Left May the winds of Jesus blow into your heart and hold you forever strong. Quote Right
Quote Left Share the story, Jesus saves. Quote Right
Quote Left What is the length, dept, breadth, thereof who is he who measures the kingdom of the Lord. Jesus is his name. Salah Quote Right
Quote Left Life is bound to come with ups and downs for thus it has been since the fall of man But remember you have power and right to take the good out of life for thus JESUS was manifested. Quote Right
Quote Left Life is an adventure; how do I avoid the pitfalls ? By allowing Jesus to be lamp to you feet and a light to your path. Quote Right
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