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Quote Left I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately Quote Right
Quote Left I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. Quote Right
Quote Left I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change� I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that. Quote Right
Quote Left Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. Quote Right
Quote Left We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. Quote Right
Quote Left The great film comedian, Charlie Chaplin, once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest for a laugh. To his surprise he did not win. Quote Right
Quote Left My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already Quote Right
Quote Left I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting. Quote Right
Quote Left God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh Quote Right
Quote Left When I die, I would like to be cremated and have my ashes put into the 'Mr.Coffee' machine. Brew up a cup of 'Joe.' It would one be stiff drink. Quote Right
Quote Left Without this great land of ours, we would all drown. Quote Right
Quote Left I believe in God. I just don't trust his ground personnel. Quote Right
Quote Left Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun. Quote Right
Quote Left Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. Quote Right
Quote Left God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Quote Right
Quote Left Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable Quote Right
Quote Left Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. Quote Right
Quote Left God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Quote Right
Quote Left Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. Quote Right
Quote Left I like to think of myself as a comedian, when I said this they just laughed and laughed Quote Right
Quote Left Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable. Quote Right

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