A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.
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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
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There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of every cigar, the drinking of every cup, the time of rising and going to bed every day, and the beginning of every bit of work, are subjects of express volitional deliberation.
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you
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What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.
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There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten -- before the end is told -- even if there happens to be any end to it.
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You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
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Gennifer Flowers was asked recently if her sexual relationship with Bill Clinton was similar to the one he had with Monica Lewinsky. She replied, \'Close, but no cigar.\'
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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He strains his conversation through a cigar.
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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.
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Politics are ... but as the cigar-smoke of a man.
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