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Quote Left Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? Quote Right
Quote Left Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't understand why asking people to eat a well-balanced vegetarian diet is considered drastic, while it is medically conservative to cut people open and put them on cholesterol-lowering drugs for the rest of their lives. Quote Right
Quote Left Vegetarian diets offer disease protection benefits because of their lower saturated fat, cholesterol, and animal protein content and often higher concentration of folate which reduces serum homocysteine levels. Quote Right
Quote Left When we kill the animals to eat them, they end up killing us because their flesh, which contains cholesterol and saturated fat, was never intended for human beings. Quote Right
Quote Left Significant athersclerosis is rare in peoples whose diet over the life span is predominantly vegetarian and low in calories, total lipids, saturated lipids and cholesterol. Quote Right
Quote Left Serum cholesterol and low-density lipoprotein cholesterol levels are usually lower in vegetarians. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm proud to be part of the Making the Connection program. My father has a family history of high cholesterol and because of this and my age I also need to monitor my cholesterol closely. I understand how important it is that we take the steps to keep our cholesterol under control, and I want to encourage other Canadians to do the same to protect their heart health. Quote Right
Quote Left It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Funny Quote Right
Quote Left I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Cholesterol

Quote Left Tachycardia vs Bradycardia vs Heart Attack Tachycardia. When our heart pumps very fast without any physical activity and causes shortness of breath and trouble breathing. Bradycardia. When our heartbeat goes lower than normal and causes tiring and slow breathing. Heart Attack. When the heart ceases its activity. Causes may include the following: Disease, Cholesterol, Blockage, Lack Of Blood or Oxygen, Reaction and Shock. Quote Right

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