I must be a mushroom because I'm always kept in the dark and fed bullshit.
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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
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There are two schools of thought on Nostradamus: either (1) he had supernatural powers which enabled him to prophesy the future with uncanny accuracy, or (2) he did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks.
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We succesfully bred a Shitzu and a Bulldog. We called it a Bullshit.
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Psychology is the study of everyone's bullshit.
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If animal experimentation, animal dissection and any kind of animal exploitation all ended tomorrow, I don’t make a f-----’ dime!” I am for the animals, I couldn’t care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them. Too bad if you consider it suffering to let all that self-centered and traditional bullshit stop you from having the will to help the animals..
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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit
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I think she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks.
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I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. 'Legend' means, basically, 'bullshit.'
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There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break.
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
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A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit.
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In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
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Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.
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I do for bullshit what stonehenge does for rocks.
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