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Quote Left I must be a mushroom because I'm always kept in the dark and fed bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! Quote Right
Quote Left There are two schools of thought on Nostradamus: either (1) he had supernatural powers which enabled him to prophesy the future with uncanny accuracy, or (2) he did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks. Quote Right
Quote Left We succesfully bred a Shitzu and a Bulldog. We called it a Bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left Psychology is the study of everyone's bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left If animal experimentation, animal dissection and any kind of animal exploitation all ended tomorrow, I don’t make a f-----’ dime!” I am for the animals, I couldn’t care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them. Too bad if you consider it suffering to let all that self-centered and traditional bullshit stop you from having the will to help the animals.. Quote Right
Quote Left I think she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks. Quote Right
Quote Left I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit Quote Right
Quote Left I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. 'Legend' means, basically, 'bullshit.' Quote Right
Quote Left There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break. Quote Right
Quote Left If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election Quote Right
Quote Left In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left I do for bullshit what stonehenge does for rocks. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Bullshit

Quote Left "I've officially had it with the victimatic addicts, tied to bullshit excuses that lack the drive to shatter bad habits." Quote Right
Quote Left We are all heroes and villains, life is full of situational morality, relevant ethics, and more than a fair amount of bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left Sapiens scindit in saxo solido dum stultus infusorii in cacas tauri. (The wise man carves in solid stone whilst a fool molds in bullshit.) Quote Right
Quote Left If it looks like bullshit and smells like bullshit it's not a duck! Quote Right