Get Your Premium Membership

Bottle Quotations

Bottle quotations. Find, read, and share Bottle quotations. These are the best examples of Bottle quotes on PoetrySoup.

Post your quotes and then create memes or graphics from them.

Quote Left Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless--like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash Be water my friend. Quote Right
Quote Left Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships. Quote Right
Quote Left A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory an empty gin bottle. Quote Right
Quote Left My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Quote Right
Quote Left Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught. Quote Right
Quote Left My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Quote Right
Quote Left I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable. (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards) Quote Right
Quote Left Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart 'I drink, therefore I am' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed Quote Right
Quote Left I've been over what I'm supposed to say and I've got to tell you, it's pretty persuasive stuff, but is it the whole truth It's a slice of truth, a morsel, a fraction. It's a piece of the pie, certainly not the whole enchilada, and now that I've been thinking about it, I don't think I could tell the whole truth about anything. That's a pretty heavy burden, because we all just view the world through this little piece of coke bottle. Is there such a thing as objective truth I wonder. Quote Right
Quote Left I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. Quote Right
Quote Left Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine. Quote Right
Quote Left A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. Quote Right
Quote Left I wanted to become the seeker, the aroused and passionate explorer, and it was better going at it knowing nothing at all, always choosing the unmarked bottle, always choosing your own unproven method, armed with nothing but faith and a belief in astonishment. Quote Right
Quote Left When I die bury me deep with a sixpack of beer between my feet, a 5th of liquor and a bottle of rum. I'll raise hell to kingdom come. Quote Right
Quote Left I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort. Quote Right
Quote Left I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. Quote Right
Quote Left The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin; out of any businessman's life there is the mirage of Paris; out of Paris, or mediocrity of talent and imagination, there are all the drugs, from subtle, all-conquering opium to cheating, cozening cocaine. Quote Right
Quote Left A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they were caught up in the hysteria about the Web. But now they want to know how you make money selling a 1.59 bottle of dish detergent on the World Wide Web. Quote Right
Quote Left When we can drain the Ocean into mill-ponds, and bottle up the Force of Gravity, to be sold by retail, in gas jars; then may we hope to comprehend the infinitudes of man's soul under formulas of Profit and Loss; and rule over this too, as over a patent engine, by checks, and valves, and balances. Quote Right
Quote Left As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. Quote Right
Quote Left All I can say is I hope this isn't a real emergency because I only brought one bottle of vodka. Quote Right
Quote Left I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Humph' grunted Mr. Romford, seeing his worst fears about to be realized. He had dreamt that he had timbled over a poodle in the drawing-room, and squirted a bottle of porter right into a lady's face. 'Who's goin' besides ourselves' asked Romford, wishing to know the worst at once. 'Better be killed than frightened to death,' thought he. Quote Right
Quote Left With enough 'ifs' we could put Paris in a bottle. Quote Right
Quote Left An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. Quote Right
Quote Left Poof be gone, your breath is really strong! Wait come back, I think I've got a Tic-Tac! Not one, not two, a whole six pack. Not to be mean, you need some Listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle! Quote Right
Quote Left Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. Quote Right
Quote Left Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, Shake well before using. That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable. Quote Right
Quote Left I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like perfume, and it never faded, never got stale. Then whenever I wanted to, I could uncork that bottle and live the memory all over again. Quote Right
Quote Left Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Bottle

Quote Left Carrying around someone else’s past from the beginning to the end is similar to a embryonic offspring weaning one from a bottle. Quote Right
Quote Left He had aged, He didn't have any teeth left to pull a cork out of his bottle. His liver and kidneys thanked his teeth, for that. Quote Right
Quote Left Do not put your tears in a bottle, rather sprinkle them on waves and wait for the dusk: they will become stars! Quote Right
Quote Left One of the great pains of peace is to see the heroes of a thousand battles retreat to a thousand bottles at the doctor's and the barman's. In the snares of alcoholism and PTSD, they who survived the battlefield now fall in the bottle-field Quote Right
Quote Left Gypsy soul twin love of mine your my sweet sweet wine the roses laid out by the bottle keeps you on my mind Quote Right
Quote Left I am pissed off with this site - I, the lovely Edna Sweetlove, have submitted 6 poems here and they've been viewed/seen by over 330 people. How many comments do you think I have had? FOUR and they were about as useful as t-i-t-s on a bull and as interesting as a stale fart in a bottle. Why don't you all join a more sensible website? Here's the link: Quote Right
Quote Left "A woman's warm and beautiful smile draws a man's heart more than all the paint ever created for her face. A smile is real and beautiful and exciting and can't be sold in bottles or jars or in any other form. It's just natural!" C R Lord © 5/9/2019 Quote Right
Quote Left For all the poets knocking on the door- May your poems find the sunny shore- Like bottled dreams washing ashore- Beckoning to become uncorked and more- As the sun peeks your horizons at the core- The beauty from your blue skies for evermore- To some day leave your footprints of lore- Quote Right
Quote Left "If I was any happier, my pants would be in the ketchup bottle." Quote Right
Quote Left Knowledge is a genie Once let out it cant be put back in to the bottle Quote Right
Quote Left One bottle Two bottle Three bottle Four How many pills till I hit the floor? Quote Right
Quote Left I'd rather a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Quote Right