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Quote Left I cannot sing the old songs I sang long years ago, And yet I cannot say I'm sad That time hath changed us so, For when I used to sing those songs, My Papa blankety blanked, And Mama took me on her knee And I, alas! was spanked Quote Right
Quote Left His mechanics in his golf swing are breaking down dramatically. If he plays a golf course that is demanding off the tee, he has a real hard time. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm looking for loopholes Quote Right
Quote Left Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. Quote Right
Quote Left Edge underscores the bold, American design direction for all Ford vehicles going forward. Edge also is packed with Ford innovation ââ?¬â?? from its panoramic glass roof and laptop-friendly center console to fuel-saving engine and advanced safety features. We expect Edge to make waves in the hot crossover market this year just like the Fusion did for midsize cars last year. Quote Right
Quote Left Who's most likely to buy our products, who's least likely to buy them and who's up for grabs. This has given us a much deeper insight than we've ever had before using traditional demographic or vehicle segment-based models. One of the most important findings from this research is that there remains a huge market for American cars in this country. And the potential is significantly larger than the roughly 55 percent market share than GM, Ford and Chrysler together command today. Quote Right
Quote Left A laser-like focus on our customers and brands is at the heart of our plan to put Ford on offense and become America's Car Company again. Having all of our agency partners in one building will provide the collaboration we need to help make it happen. Quote Right
Quote Left Dave has demonstrated very broad, capable leadership throughout his career, ... He is highly respected in the industry and in Ford. I expect him to continue driving our transformation in flexible manufacturing. Quote Right
Quote Left We intend for our operation to be basically the same. Our employment here will be unchanged. Quote Right
Quote Left Lebanon is restless, Syria got its walking papers, Egypt is scheduling elections with more than one candidate, and even Saudi Arabia, whose rulers are perhaps more terrified of women than rulers anywhere else in the world, allowed limited municipal elections. Quote Right
Quote Left Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. Quote Right
Quote Left There's plenty of fire in the coldest flint! Quote Right
Quote Left I think it is a kind of subject matter that needed exploring ... the identity of the single woman had not caught up with what was happening. Which was that a lot of perfectly attractive, intelligent, nice, normal girls in their 30s had decided not to get married for very good reasons. And they were paralyzed somewhere between the Cosmo girls, you know with the good life and their own flat and car and independence and lots of fun, and haunted by this horrible image of ... the tragic spinster who ends up dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by a dog. Quote Right
Quote Left The only preparations I made were getting ice, batteries, and canned foods. I also place my lawn furniture inside so that the wind will not blow it away. Quote Right
Quote Left Achieving the goals detailed in the plan is absolutely critical to our future and will require tough decisions, including addressing the rising costs of health care, which we've heard so much about. Quote Right
Quote Left So far this year, our U.S. share decline has been half of what it was a year ago. That means we're making progress on slowing the rate of decline, which is the first step toward stabilizing it over time. Quote Right
Quote Left Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake. Quote Right
Quote Left I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. Quote Right
Quote Left California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death. Quote Right
Quote Left Idling plants and reducing staff are obviously very difficult decisions for all of us, but they also are necessary actions to help restore our North American business to profitability no later than 2008. Quote Right
Quote Left We'll see how the B-car market matures in North America. Quote Right
Quote Left It took some heart out of us. It took some time to put the pieces back together. We're in a tough league (Ark Valley-Chisholm Trail Division II), and we had to play tough.... We had to keep fighting. We always emphasize the end of the year. Quote Right
Quote Left We are just really happy with today's results. We put together two solid rounds and put ourselves in a good position for another one tomorrow. Playing with two top-ranked opponents gives our kids some great experience and it's an opportunity for them to show they can play with the best in the country. Quote Right
Quote Left There is no question that crossovers are where we need to be, and that they have to be as hot and compelling as cars like our Mustang. Quote Right
Quote Left Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. Quote Right
Quote Left A song must move the story ahead. A song must take the place of dialogue. If a song halts the show, pushes it back, stalls it, the audience won't buy it; they'll be unhappy. Quote Right
Quote Left We're getting better, but our defense the last couple of games hasn't been there. Teams have been scoring on us. We've got three more games to get it right before the Big East Tournament -- three important games -- so, hopefully, we can get it started now. Quote Right
Quote Left Never smarten up a chump. Quote Right
Quote Left My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. Quote Right
Quote Left I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. Quote Right
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