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Quote Left Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days -- whatever there may be for the dust -- the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which, after a lingering disease of many months sank into a lethargy, and expired, January 22d, 1821, A.D. leaving a successor inconsolable for the very loss which occasioned its existence. Quote Right
Quote Left When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read. Quote Right
Quote Left Four things come not back. The spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, ad the neglected opportunity. Quote Right
Quote Left One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. Quote Right
Quote Left ...a sword never kills anybody it's a tool in the killer's hand. From Ad Lucilium Epistulae Morales, Letters to Lucilius on Morals, Letter 87, c.63-65 Quote Right
Quote Left While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you. Quote Right
Quote Left 'If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato.' Quote Right
Quote Left Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium Quote Right
Quote Left Does anyone know...does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because...uh...you've all been in charge pretty much since...uh...what was that guys name...Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success. Quote Right
Quote Left Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. Quote Right
Quote Left Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up. Quote Right
Quote Left Today it is not the classroom nor the classics which are the repositories of models of eloquence, but the ad agencies. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent. Quote Right
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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Quote Left From 676 to 737 A.D., under the Japanese emperor , the eating of all meat, including fish, was outlawed in Japan. From 737 A.D. until the late 19th century the eating of all meat other than seafood was not permitted. But even then, fish was generally only eaten by most people on special occasions. Dogen, the founder of the Soto Zen school of Buddhism, the main sect of Zen Buddhism, in the 12th century, instituted the requirements of a vegan diet for all his students, and that practice is still followed by observant Zen practitioners. Quote Right
Quote Left Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil ad steady dedication of a lifetime. Quote Right
Quote Left There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer more in imagination than in reality. - Epistulae ad Lucilium Quote Right
Quote Left More irregular verbs: I address the issues, you launch ad-homonym attacks, he's a flaming maniac and should have his access pulled. Quote Right
Quote Left Terrorism in the 1970s and 1980s was carried out by relatively discreet, identifiable groups, ... Terrorism in the 1990s is carried out by ad hoc conspiracies. Quote Right
Quote Left This ad was in no way condoned by the administration of the district and is the poor judgment of a single employee, ... We apologize. Quote Right
Quote Left A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person. Quote Right
Quote Left If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or a tragedy. Quote Right
Quote Left Consistently separating words by spaces became a general custom about the tenth century A.D., and lasted until about 1957, when FORTRAN abandoned the practice. Quote Right
Quote Left That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts. Quote Right
Quote Left Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologise for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't know why somebody would spend their money to do that, ... The banking superintendent would be annoyed if it was me and it is not me. I did not place that ad. Quote Right
Quote Left Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. Quote Right
Quote Left Results of the animal studies raise questions about the validity of federal regulations that are based on ad lib-fed inbred strains of rodents. Are humans to be regarded as behaving biochemically like huge, obese, inbred cancer-prone rodents? Quote Right
Quote Left How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him, though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it Quote Right
Quote Left The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Quote Right

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Quote Left Authority is a bad thing to handle, careless are dangerous. Quote Right
Quote Left Alas here I lie cold and dead a corpse in my living stead. Dear wife, only God and you I say ever took my breath away! Quote Right
Quote Left "She stuck out her tongue at me, and pushed me into a wall, and grabbed my ponytail; I don't care that it was twelve years ago, I am still mad." Quote Right
Quote Left A good dad learns to accept his wrongs and stands up strong. Quote Right
Quote Left A bully is afraid of his own shadow Quote Right
Quote Left If all I have done today is the best I could have done, then I have had a great day! Quote Right
Quote Left "I would rather dive off a cliff head first and backwards into a starving wolf-pack than face a class of kindergarten." Quote Right
Quote Left "My twin and I came back from a fishing trip with our adored daddy yelling "I hate Daddy! I hate Daddy!" So did the rest of the fishermen on the lake, as we did not know how to stop talking at four." Quote Right
Quote Left "My name goes on everything I buy, steal, or see. Being an identical twin, I never had an identity before I was 18." Quote Right
Quote Left "If our children understood the correlation between college graduation, and the money they will potentially be able to make upon the completion of a degree, we might be able to sell them on more school." Quote Right
Quote Left "Remember when you were mean to me three years ago, in first grade? Me neither." Quote Right
Quote Left "Fantastical creatures from other universes visit me in my dreams; they are building me for the next day's adventures." Quote Right
Quote Left "The daffodils lead the flower parade, sticking out their chests, flaunting their importance." Quote Right
Quote Left "Pick up those I-pads and ignore the Badlands; we've only driven 1300 miles to see them." Quote Right
Quote Left "Politics make as much sense to me these days as a Cocker spaniel puppy wearing custom-made designer tennis shoes." Quote Right
Quote Left "All sad feelings are out the window when I chant 'tree'' with the forest." Quote Right
Quote Left "I have not decided if this is a good day for driving or for texting. I'll figure it out when I get on the road." Quote Right
Quote Left "If I get that bad, I hope somebody who loves me will put a pillow over my head, but don't entice Dorothy." Quote Right
Quote Left "Funerals are their own feelings, and their own sad; but it's often where you get the hugs that your heart needs." Quote Right
Quote Left "I'm going to the Get Out of Town Jungle, around the Corner from LaLa Lap Raceville Road. Who do you choose, me or math?" Quote Right
Quote Left "If the grandmas would volunteer to teach our children to read, the teachers could spend more time on their cell phones." Quote Right
Quote Left "Handing a first grade reader a fifth grade book to read is unhealthful politics." Quote Right
Quote Left "When Bibles were outlawed, we could not read them fast enough." Quote Right
Quote Left Little nuggets of time lead to big results. Quote Right
Quote Left It's is not deeds that will get you there, it is actions. Deeds have a material price to be gained, what's gained takes from another. Actions are based on belief within, nothing gained to be taken away, witheverything added to it. - LEEL - Quote Right
Quote Left 'A writer's canvas is within the reader's mind, where thoughts are painted, all by words, designed.' Quote Right
Quote Left Unforgiven is he who burns books he has not read. Quote Right
Quote Left Poetry is a short story with extra blanks for the reader to fill in. Quote Right
Quote Left "the most difficult change to admit is the type that sets you apart from people, the type that makes you different but in real light, it is the most invigorating change". Quote Right