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Quote Left Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days -- whatever there may be for the dust -- the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which, after a lingering disease of many months sank into a lethargy, and expired, January 22d, 1821, A.D. leaving a successor inconsolable for the very loss which occasioned its existence. Quote Right
Quote Left When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read. Quote Right
Quote Left Four things come not back. The spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, ad the neglected opportunity. Quote Right
Quote Left One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. Quote Right
Quote Left ...a sword never kills anybody it's a tool in the killer's hand. From Ad Lucilium Epistulae Morales, Letters to Lucilius on Morals, Letter 87, c.63-65 Quote Right
Quote Left While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you. Quote Right
Quote Left 'If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato.' Quote Right
Quote Left Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium Quote Right
Quote Left Does anyone know...does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because...uh...you've all been in charge pretty much since...uh...what was that guys name...Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success. Quote Right
Quote Left Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. Quote Right
Quote Left Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up. Quote Right
Quote Left Today it is not the classroom nor the classics which are the repositories of models of eloquence, but the ad agencies. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent. Quote Right
Quote Left SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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Quote Left From 676 to 737 A.D., under the Japanese emperor , the eating of all meat, including fish, was outlawed in Japan. From 737 A.D. until the late 19th century the eating of all meat other than seafood was not permitted. But even then, fish was generally only eaten by most people on special occasions. Dogen, the founder of the Soto Zen school of Buddhism, the main sect of Zen Buddhism, in the 12th century, instituted the requirements of a vegan diet for all his students, and that practice is still followed by observant Zen practitioners. Quote Right
Quote Left A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person. Quote Right
Quote Left Terrorism in the 1970s and 1980s was carried out by relatively discreet, identifiable groups, ... Terrorism in the 1990s is carried out by ad hoc conspiracies. Quote Right
Quote Left There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer more in imagination than in reality. - Epistulae ad Lucilium Quote Right
Quote Left Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil ad steady dedication of a lifetime. Quote Right
Quote Left If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or a tragedy. Quote Right
Quote Left Consistently separating words by spaces became a general custom about the tenth century A.D., and lasted until about 1957, when FORTRAN abandoned the practice. Quote Right
Quote Left More irregular verbs: I address the issues, you launch ad-homonym attacks, he's a flaming maniac and should have his access pulled. Quote Right
Quote Left This ad was in no way condoned by the administration of the district and is the poor judgment of a single employee, ... We apologize. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't know why somebody would spend their money to do that, ... The banking superintendent would be annoyed if it was me and it is not me. I did not place that ad. Quote Right
Quote Left Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologise for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. Quote Right
Quote Left That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts. Quote Right
Quote Left Results of the animal studies raise questions about the validity of federal regulations that are based on ad lib-fed inbred strains of rodents. Are humans to be regarded as behaving biochemically like huge, obese, inbred cancer-prone rodents? Quote Right
Quote Left Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. Quote Right
Quote Left How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him, though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it Quote Right
Quote Left The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Quote Right
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Quote Left people that can't write poetry say it's either easy or they can't read with rhythm Quote Right
Quote Left my son had a daughter named willow. everyone is saying she looks like granny, mother etc. i say willow looks like......willow Quote Right
Quote Left Blokes don't complain about Beyonce being sexist on such a mass scale, women could learn from this, but instead they'll probably say this is sexist Quote Right
Quote Left i went on date with a woman and she told me she had a probationary period of 3 months. i said i am fine with that as my probationary period is 6 months. Quote Right
Quote Left At the moment I had the idea, I felt the hairs on my back stand up, even though I have no hair on my back. Quote Right
Quote Left Always stay one step ahead of yourself. Quote Right
Quote Left You commit to a man made religion that speaks on behalf of God though it is not in communication with God, you then believe you have the right to speak on behalf of God and spread Gods way, if he wanted to spread a message he would be capable. Enjoy your judgement day, God will demand to know why you spoke in his name and spread a man made message as though it was his message. Quote Right
Quote Left The Bible says God made something on each day from the 1st to the 6th, on the 7th day he rests......... doesn't it seem stupid that religion uses the 7th day to hassle him Quote Right
Quote Left If you put these four letters together it becomes a powerful word. Some times its the best thing in the world. Some times its the worst. It can do so much in life. But it can also take away so much too. Its so crazy how these letters can change the way people are or might become. If this word is abused it will destroy. If it is used right. The possibility are endless. All I ask is don't let these four letters mess up your life. Instead take care of them. And they will take care of you. Quote Right
Quote Left Most people who say they don't believe in Jesus Christ never had a need to. Quote Right
Quote Left You should only read on the days that you breathe. Quote Right
Quote Left In my harbor, there was no lighthouse. Just two sharks that circled my innocence, grabbing a feel. A second-grade teacher followed by a ninth-grade janitor scenting blood, bait, boy as if I was their prey. The sea held this secret for fifty years and in its aftermath, nothing was ever at bay. Quote Right
Quote Left No matter how bad church is, the world can never be the alternative. Quote Right
Quote Left I am throwing stuff away like the mad woman that I am, and my soul is on fire with joy about it. Quote Right
Quote Left with the right angles and shadows we can all look good in photos Quote Right
Quote Left Poetry is not for the faint-hearted, or the I'm-not-sure. Poetry is for the ones who know themselves, and are ready to reveal. Quote Right
Quote Left People who cannot have the common decency to reciprocate the same respect given to them, have lost or have never had any respect for themselves. Quote Right
Quote Left "No one ever said on a death bed, I wish I had spent less time with my child." Quote Right
Quote Left Courage is when you break the glass and then admit you broke it. Quote Right
Quote Left Unattainable goals are like dead end roads, though lofty; a waste of time, effort and money. Quote Right
Quote Left It's like beating a dead horse to revive. Quote Right
Quote Left God is great, but made up mate. Quote Right
Quote Left I have fallen in love with pink, my color of never forget; For when I felt I lost everything, my heart was blue, but pink was the beautiful hat upon my head. Quote Right
Quote Left Never let it be the sad ending of your path , let it done by a happy ending. Quote Right
Quote Left Turning fifty will be easier than turning thirty. I would not even admit I was thirty until I was thirty seven! Quote Right
Quote Left Mature mind stays silent to watch when unready minds are making scuttlebutt. Quote Right
Quote Left use your genes to spread your memes, and use you memes to spread your memes Quote Right
Quote Left You can release the things that are holding you down. Remember you are apart of the process. Weights can be lifted.. but you are the only one that can lift them. It was your choice to add them... so it is your choice to remove them..Free yourself Quote Right
Quote Left Some people are born to offend, some people are born to be offended, people that offend pretend it's not a splendid ending when they've turned adults to children Quote Right
Quote Left Everyone had some fucking memories. Quote Right
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