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Quote Left Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days -- whatever there may be for the dust -- the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which, after a lingering disease of many months sank into a lethargy, and expired, January 22d, 1821, A.D. leaving a successor inconsolable for the very loss which occasioned its existence. Quote Right
Quote Left When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read. Quote Right
Quote Left Four things come not back. The spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, ad the neglected opportunity. Quote Right
Quote Left One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. Quote Right
Quote Left ...a sword never kills anybody it's a tool in the killer's hand. From Ad Lucilium Epistulae Morales, Letters to Lucilius on Morals, Letter 87, c.63-65 Quote Right
Quote Left While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you. Quote Right
Quote Left 'If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato.' Quote Right
Quote Left Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium Quote Right
Quote Left Does anyone know...does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because...uh...you've all been in charge pretty much since...uh...what was that guys name...Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success. Quote Right
Quote Left Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. Quote Right
Quote Left Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up. Quote Right
Quote Left Today it is not the classroom nor the classics which are the repositories of models of eloquence, but the ad agencies. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent. Quote Right
Quote Left SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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Quote Left A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person. Quote Right
Quote Left From 676 to 737 A.D., under the Japanese emperor , the eating of all meat, including fish, was outlawed in Japan. From 737 A.D. until the late 19th century the eating of all meat other than seafood was not permitted. But even then, fish was generally only eaten by most people on special occasions. Dogen, the founder of the Soto Zen school of Buddhism, the main sect of Zen Buddhism, in the 12th century, instituted the requirements of a vegan diet for all his students, and that practice is still followed by observant Zen practitioners. Quote Right
Quote Left There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer more in imagination than in reality. - Epistulae ad Lucilium Quote Right
Quote Left More irregular verbs: I address the issues, you launch ad-homonym attacks, he's a flaming maniac and should have his access pulled. Quote Right
Quote Left Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil ad steady dedication of a lifetime. Quote Right
Quote Left Terrorism in the 1970s and 1980s was carried out by relatively discreet, identifiable groups, ... Terrorism in the 1990s is carried out by ad hoc conspiracies. Quote Right
Quote Left This ad was in no way condoned by the administration of the district and is the poor judgment of a single employee, ... We apologize. Quote Right
Quote Left If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or a tragedy. Quote Right
Quote Left Consistently separating words by spaces became a general custom about the tenth century A.D., and lasted until about 1957, when FORTRAN abandoned the practice. Quote Right
Quote Left That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't know why somebody would spend their money to do that, ... The banking superintendent would be annoyed if it was me and it is not me. I did not place that ad. Quote Right
Quote Left Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologise for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. Quote Right
Quote Left Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. Quote Right
Quote Left Results of the animal studies raise questions about the validity of federal regulations that are based on ad lib-fed inbred strains of rodents. Are humans to be regarded as behaving biochemically like huge, obese, inbred cancer-prone rodents? Quote Right
Quote Left How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him, though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it Quote Right
Quote Left The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Quote Right
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Quote Left Everyone had some fucking memories. Quote Right
Quote Left "The saddest love I knowing is loving someone who loves you back and you cannot be be together" Quote Right
Quote Left Be addicted to finding the passion side of yourself. Be fearless. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't wake up and ask yourself what you should do instead get down to doing the possible Quote Right
Quote Left SEX WITH RIGHT PERSON CAN BE ADDITIVE AS FUCK Quote Right
Quote Left Dying is very easy! Remember, one day at night-.Got up dead and tossed. Quote Right
Quote Left Why did God create the angler fish if being ugly is such a bad thing? Because artist love their work Quote Right
Quote Left How to forget if you crushing on a Lady? In no time if you crushing with a beautyful lady, then please go to wash room immediately and and thinking about his girl. Be put in your hand on your holy pocket and bring out the condombox. Now thinking about the beauty lady again... Use Blessed condom for Musterbating. Wait 3 Minutes you can still forgot her! Quote Right
Quote Left Some people are prettyful -Beautiful and pretty - and because the isolated mentalities of men cannot read them, the they define them as ugly Quote Right
Quote Left "You may admire the shoes I'm wearing; but never envy, for you know not the painful price it cost to finally get to wear these shiny shoes." Quote Right
Quote Left "You may admire the shoes I'm wearing; but never envy, for you know not the painful price it cost to finally get to wear them." Quote Right
Quote Left "Where dead dogs lie, no one wishes to move him, in hopes that his fester remains hidden underneath, until it is no more; but though all seems well, there will always be the awful smell. For the end will never justify the means, where dead dogs lie." Quote Right
Quote Left On his mantle sagged his lifetime work of poems, dead to the world, that a would-be taxidermist painstaking would have a hard time shaping and bringing his stuff back to life. Quote Right
Quote Left My scenario, not begotten. For all else live in a cocoon here, insulated and isolated, honing their poetry in darkness and shadows ... to one day their poems taking flight like beautiful butterflies. Quote Right
Quote Left When I was very, very young I learned how to tie my shoes in a double knot, really tight, but I couldn't untie them. I tried and tried but to no avail. I was stubborn and didn't want to ask for help, but eventually I had to ask my Mom or Dad to help me. And they did. Make's you wonder who's going to untie the hard knots that mankind's responsible for? Quote Right
Quote Left God made EVERYTHING ... in His own image Quote Right
Quote Left For you can't compare our lifeless body with your mallet headed wallet of zero. At least we know the treasure, the pleasures of resting can offer. Quote Right
Quote Left For everybody in this world was born of a woman, women began it all. Whoever is on the forefront is a leader. Somebody said, "a good leader is a servant." Her husband knows that secret. Perhaps that is why she is weak nowadays. Quote Right
Quote Left a bar is just like a kindergarten the only adult there is a kid who escorted his father to drink Quote Right
Quote Left when i am good i am good and when i am bad i am better Quote Right
Quote Left life is good and all about happiness only that we trouble ourselves following desires instead of appreciating deserves Quote Right
Quote Left Peace, love and unity, the philosophical foundations of Africa. Death, suffering, animosity, strife and clumsy leadership, the philosophical realizations of Africa Quote Right
Quote Left A woman cannot be on the forefront. A woman cannot be the president. A woman is above the leadership. Giving birth to a baby is not a gentleman act. It is more gentle than that. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't want something bad to happen to me--not really. I just want a good reason for being as sad as I am. Quote Right
Quote Left Reading these quotes on this website annoys me because it's very obvious that 99% of them are not actually the writer's own words. Everyone is trying so hard to sound all sophisticated and smart and philosophical, but it just makes them sound silly and fake. A lot of the quotes I see are really just famous quotes that have been changed by one word or two. Authenticity is beautifully profound and no one should feel comfortable trying on someone else's skin. Quote Right
Quote Left Be mindful of your influence and its ability to change lives rather than spreading gossip which destroys. Quote Right
Quote Left a wife who borrows a lot is financial poor in head as well as her husband Quote Right
Quote Left "Nothing here to see, except me," child to mother and father who have been looking at their I-pads for over four hours. Quote Right
Quote Left Nothing's ever A to B when you've got ADHD, and that probably applies to OCD and Autism too but I don't have those two. Quote Right
Quote Left Authority is a bad thing to handle, careless are dangerous. Quote Right
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