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Famous Bill Watterson Quotes

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Quote Left Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. Quote Right
Quote Left I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal. Quote Right
Quote Left I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to alot of life. Quote Right
Quote Left Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Quote Right
Quote Left If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or a tragedy. Quote Right
Quote Left Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em' Quote Right
Quote Left Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. Quote Right
Quote Left My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin Quote Right
Quote Left Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin Quote Right
Quote Left Careful. We don't want to learn from this. Quote Right
Quote Left The only real proof that there is intelligent life in outer space is that they have never tried to contact us. Quote Right
Quote Left The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us. Quote Right
Quote Left Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed. Quote Right
Quote Left People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. Quote Right
Quote Left Reality continues to ruin my life. Quote Right
Quote Left That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. Quote Right
Quote Left Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Quote Right
Quote Left I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport. Quote Right
Quote Left I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it. Quote Right
Quote Left I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin Quote Right
Quote Left God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Quote Right
Quote Left Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin Quote Right
Quote Left I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us. Quote Right