Yuks Poems - Poems about Yuks

... Enough with the limericks tonight Like a ven’rable poet I need write Simile, metaphor Imagery… O what for? Gimme howls ‘n yuks ~ verses with a bite ......Read the rest...

...You must be careful if you really don't know Where you're going cuz you might miss the show You paid big bucks At famous YukYuks Laughed so hard, peed your panties, hope it don't snow<>...Read the rest...

...Mike was ridin' shotgun I was sittin' on the hump Ledford's got the steering wheel There's the devil in our trunk Drivin' up to Sherkston For a day of sun an' fun Doin' ninety mil......Read the rest...

...Warning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these. Mohammad Ali taunting with poetry, his opponents he'd zing as he danced 'bout the ring. Graham Kerr "The Galloping Gourmet" oft......Read the rest...

...Health got you down? Blood pressure's up? Can't sleep at night? Nothing left in your cup? Hey! Take it easy! Kick back! Settle down! You take life too seriously! Go find your inner c......Read the rest...

...If you don't want to press your luck Never iron a four leaf clover, big yuks It's a giggle each day Need to find a way To shoo your troubles and run amok......Read the rest...

...Some guys along the freeway exits stand with cardboard signs that read: Will work for food. The sympathetic folks reach out and hand these guys some money if they’re in the mood. And other poor soul......Read the rest...