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Yelp Poems - Poems about Yelp


Premium Member A Poet's Yelp
I just can't write Too uptight Inspiration's not there Nothing to share My mind's a blank No gas in the tank To sit here and write Doesn't feel right I should be out doing Or at least pursuing A productive activity Not self-absorptive passivity What kind of man ...

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Categories: yelp, poetry, satire, world,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Yelping About 'Yelp'
Not everyone starts a small business, But 'Yelp's' it these days and there's only one way One can advertise friend, but abuse is 'Yelp's' end- Game, consumers too trapped in this fray! The problem is 'Yelp's' business model, No doubt their computer reviews all reviews, And they claim algorithms can filter fake praise, But 'Yelp' lies through its teeth, pure "Fake News!" These...

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Categories: yelp, abuse, business, journey, life,
Form: Rhyme



Yelp
The Dentist some call Dr. Frown Tried to strangle me with a gown Then plucked out a molar My plexus went solar And he laughed, "Guess what? I'm a clown!"...

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Categories: yelp, angst, me, people, recovery
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ode To 'Yelp' Duplicity
'Yelp's' a lark, (truth indeed?), maybe servant of greed? You want 'natural' ratings? Please your advice heed! Now your model for earning seems blackmail at best, You pollute client's site with competitor's ad, Which you'll clear if we pay (proof intentions are bad), Even Satan can see that Yelp fails 'morals test.' Many think it'd be nice if Yelp charged a...

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Categories: yelp, abuse, fantasy, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Yelp Yelp I Need Help
Yelp yelp I need help! Where do I go? Who do I turn to! Yelp yelp I need help! Why me though? Who do I yearn too? Yelp yelp I need help! How do I go about it? Why is it good to learn? Yelp yelp I need help! Can you hear me? Do you feel thee? I guess not? My self assistance, is...

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Categories: yelp, adventure
Form: ABC



The Yelp
A titanic yelp sweeps through the airs of the universe And halts at the gates of paradise; It burns it before the thrones of grace And wafts its incense across the omnipotent nostrils, A dutiful retinue of an angelic jury; And waits for a celestial verdict. The gigantic hammer sparkling justice, Falls upon mean mortals huddled in a lavish...

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Categories: yelp, emotions, inspiration, miracle, money,
Form: Verse

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