Yelping About 'Yelp'

Not everyone starts a small business, But 'Yelp's' it these days and there's only one way One can advertise friend, but abuse is 'Yelp's' end- Game, consumers too trapped in this fray! The problem is 'Yelp's' business model, No doubt their computer reviews all reviews, And they claim algorithms can filter fake praise, But 'Yelp' lies through its teeth, pure "Fake News!" These days the elite hate consumers, A customer's sheep rich buy license to kill! For a genius can't sort out real praise from just noise, Slay our dragons or die, seems God's will! Is class action suit our last recourse? For rich drown in money and lawyers are dear. The Republicans tax all but give rich a break! 'Yelp' too's eating its future that's clear! Let's bankrupt these criminal players, Imprison all traitors, in government too, And bring oversight back to keep business in check, Bring God's Grace to His servants though few! Long Tooth December 23, 2018