Funny Worm Poems

I do not like night crawlers.
They smell funny.
They are squishy when you step on them.
They have a weird pink bump.
They creep me out.
Today I read...

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This worm is proud to be green,                  ...

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Smallest finger of a worm sends a million legs a crawling.

Thousands of legs on one side joined in concert to move.
Forward, forward, ever forward.
Over bumps,...

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There once was vampire named Vlad.
His life was obscurely sad.
He ate a worm,
The tide did turn.
Now Vlad is famously bad.





written 9/06/2020...

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There is a robin and a worm
Who became best of friends
They seem to have so much fun
And they hope it never ends

Robin always laughed at...

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Wiggzy Wormzy
Burrowing
Saying neighbourly hies
As he writhed
From top to bottom
Of the veggie garden

Wiggzy Wormzy
Waving
Sharing friendly hi-fives
As he cantilevered
From leaf to roof
Of the veggie garden...

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The Psychedelic Worm . . . 

Right - who has nabbed my magic mushrooms that were growing in the grass
Low and behold soon as I...

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Now I am a worm with a problem
It’s very sad to relate
For I have fallen in love with an earthworm
And long to make her my...

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I'm waiting here within my hole
Hiding from that big black mole
While up above me I have heard
the pecking of that damn blackbird

At night, to get...

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Elvis-worm
Eternity comes when you’re out of breath,
breathless paralytic
 your stone deaf,
when the funny stroke is due,
your body melting too,
all part of the deef n deaf,
an...

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Oh little worm
You are so neat
You move so fast
Without any feet

You help the earth
Go round and round
You dig little tunnels
All through the ground

You’re used on...

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The Worm Doth Squirm
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The gardener put on his socks and boots, his spade he went to find.
He walked into the garden, when he heard something behind.
A flash of...

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WARM    WORM


Watched his concertina movements
Across a concrete path 
Headed away from the lush lawn 
The green green grass of home.
Possible row with...

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apples
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