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Funny Woodpecker Poems

These Funny Woodpecker poems are examples of Woodpecker poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Woodpecker Funny poems written by international poets.


Dawn of the Woodpecker
Swaying and shuffling to the bathroom,
		once again,
			I hoped this time that I’d summon the wherewithal 
		to finally start my Saturday.
  	But my visit was...

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Categories: woodpecker, bird, drink, funny, good



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The cows bark, the cats bellow, the dogs mow the lawn, and the birds moo....

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Categories: woodpecker, fantasy,

Woodpecker Tap-Tapping
There was a woodpecker whacking,
Continuous sound nerve-racking.
Distressed in the mind,
Making my teeth grind,
Tap-tapping will send me packing.

Standing outside, I clapped my hands,
Sending him off to...

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Categories: woodpecker, bird, humor,

Premium Member Woodpecker Serenade
Do you hear the distant code that the hungry pecker makes, 
it echoes amid the pines and across the shimmering lakes.
For miles you can hear...

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Categories: woodpecker, funny, nature


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