Funny Woman Poems
These Funny Woman poems are examples of Woman poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Woman Funny poems written by international poets.
I want to call her Rosethere was a softness about the maiden that reminded me of a rose
she was elusive, but it made her somehow tantalizing
refined? yes Elegant? oh,...
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woman, women,
Synopsis for THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD AND OTHER STORIESThe Woman Who Could Eat Wood & Other Stories is a gathering of dark-serious, funny, and emotional poems/stories showing people, hybrids, and objects born different....
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woman, humor,
VPLCan you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea...
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humor, passion, woman,
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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woman, clothes, funny, humor, rain,
It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...
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woman, animal, bird, love, men,
Funny hat joke" All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :( ~~ The poet~~
Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul...
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woman,
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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woman, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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woman, funny, hilarious, old, silly,
What's Love Got To Do With ItI started out life as Anna Mae Bullock, ...
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woman, child, cry, hurt, music,
A Woman Named FayThere once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...
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woman, fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Woman a and Woman BWoman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...
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woman, women,
Calling a Woman TartI don't see the funny part
Of calling a woman Tart:
What you now plan to restart
And just burn a happy heart
Words of mischief...
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allusion, cat, image, woman,
Duper WomanI used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws
I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles
I used...
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woman, africa, age, feelings, freedom,
Mangia Mangiathere once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
when she was asked why
she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...
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woman, feelings, food, funny, image,
Hi I'M Kamala and I'M MisunderstoodI cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.
Why would all this be funny
As It's simply...
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woman, funny, humorous, political, satire,