Funny Woman Poems
These Funny Woman poems are examples of Woman poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Woman Funny poems written by international poets.
Duper womanI used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws
I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles
I used...
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woman, africa, age, feelings, freedom,
Lulu's Nail SalonI am in a hazy headache dreamscape,
a valium fog follows me through my life as if i’ve forgotten to eat.
I make friends with the...
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angst, art, body, woman,
Mangia Mangia
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
when she was asked why
she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...
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woman, feelings, food, funny, image,
Hi I'm Kamala and I'm misunderstoodI cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.
Why would all this be funny
As It's simply...
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woman, funny, humorous, political, satire,
Abandon
Abandon baby cries daily effortlessly for giving hugs, ...
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woman, baby, cry, kiss, love,
DIRTY PEACOCK; The Night craneI saw you were perfect..
and I loved your confidence..
but I yearned to feel whole,
So I made a fling...
You saw my ego,
You smiled at my strength,...
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Categories:
woman, desire, firework, freedom, funny
Women over 50 are Invisible according to one sourceWomen over 50 are Invisible
(according to one source)
But…isn’t that a superpower?
Please don’t notice me
wearing the same black leggings
three days in a row
Content to sit on...
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woman, funny, happiness, how i
I have a woman
I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...
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Categories:
woman, confusion, crazy, funny love,
LaughterLaughter
Contagious, spontaneous...
joy.
...
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woman, best friend, blessing, celebration,
Enniskillen - a poem for the Queen's last JubileeI'm not a Monarchist but I don't hate
The Queen. I lied to her when I was nine
At Finningley it was. We had to wait
For ages...
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Categories:
woman, england, forgiveness, history, ireland,
NormalityDo you ever wish you could be
another face in the crowd
that fades from everyone’s memory
blending in like brushstrokes on canvas
catching no one’s attention...
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Categories:
woman, career, celebrity, humanity, identity,
Funny you say FeminismCultured, refined, and polished gentlemen?
A thing
of the past.
Vulgar, brash, and shameless hooligans?
Welcome
to the modern cool.
Elegant, demure, and graceful women?
Controlled,
imprisoned, and confined.
Immodest, wanton, and...
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woman, beauty, family, silly, society,
By The Grace of God
On the train that I rode today,
into town I was on my way.
You never know what you will see,
out the window were...
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Categories:
life, love, men, woman,
Mother's Day
A special day for you my mother, ...
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baby, cry, mother, woman,
A public preacher of more money
He tightly sermonized on Harmony,
Neatly anchoring it in More Money:
How none of it unleashes Acrimony
And could crush A Holy Matrimony.
Soon, he alighted on Ceremony
But still...
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Categories:
woman, adventure, evil, money, women,