Funny Woman Poems
These Funny Woman poems are examples of Woman poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Woman Funny poems written by international poets.
Speaking loveSpeaking love
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come to grasp my heart,...
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Categories:
woman, appreciation, change, dream, love,
Losing Mary LouI had to discourage the love of Mary Lou
My pals advised me what to do
Just insult her the Texas way
She'll set you free and...
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Categories:
woman, absence, girlfriend, humor, hurt,
The PlanetsRight, listen up, the moon is in its ascendancy, Saturn is aligned with Venus, the other planets will align at 09.53 and 1017am.
Wish I’d never...
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Categories:
woman, baby, break up, humorous,
Jelly RollJelly roll
Watch em fall
Sadness of a lost season
No time to reach out and touch a life or a song
Jelly roll
Theres so much a child...
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Categories:
freedom, funny love, woman,
She Is an AlliterationI love her looks and lovely lips,
The light her sweet smile brings,
And how she speaks and sways her hips--
She flits and floats as if with...
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woman, funny, humorous, marriage, wife,
FastShe’s fast, faster than you can handle,
sculpted curves, flawless skin,
deceptive power beneath,
and that look…sexy, predatory,
frightening, but I still want it.
I want to be inside her,
feel...
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woman, car, fun, funny, humor,
I want to call her Rosethere was a softness about the maiden that reminded me of a rose
she was elusive, but it made her somehow tantalizing
refined? yes Elegant? oh,...
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Categories:
woman, women,
Synopsis for THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD AND OTHER STORIESThe Woman Who Could Eat Wood & Other Stories is a gathering of dark-serious, funny, and emotional poems/stories showing people, hybrids, and objects born different....
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Categories:
woman, humor,
VPLCan you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea...
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Categories:
humor, passion, woman,
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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Categories:
woman, clothes, funny, humor, rain,
Funny hat joke" All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :( ~~ The poet~~
Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul...
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woman,
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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Categories:
woman, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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Categories:
woman, funny, hilarious, old, silly,
A Woman Named FayThere once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...
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Categories:
woman, fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Woman a and Woman BWoman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...
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Categories:
woman, women,