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Funny Woman Poems

These Funny Woman poems are examples of Woman poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Woman Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member VPL
Can you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, passion, woman,

Premium Member The Problem with Leather
I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: woman, clothes, funny, humor, rain,

Premium Member It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.

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Categories: woman, animal, bird, love, men,

Premium Member Funny hat joke
" All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :(  ~~ The poet~~

Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul...

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Categories: woman,

Premium Member Snow White
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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Categories: woman, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,

Premium Member Compartmentalization

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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Categories: woman, funny, hilarious, old, silly,

Premium Member What's Love Got To Do With It
I started out life as Anna Mae Bullock,                 ...

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Categories: woman, child, cry, hurt, music,

Premium Member A Woman Named Fay
There once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...

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Categories: woman, fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Premium Member Woman a and Woman B
Woman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...

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Categories: woman, women,

Calling a Woman Tart
I don't see the funny part 
Of calling a woman Tart:
What you now plan to restart 
And just burn a happy heart 

Words of mischief...

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Categories: allusion, cat, image, woman,

Duper Woman
I used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws

I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles

I used...

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Categories: woman, africa, age, feelings, freedom,

Premium Member Mangia Mangia
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
	when she was asked why
	she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...

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Categories: woman, feelings, food, funny, image,

Premium Member Hi I'M Kamala and I'M Misunderstood
I cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.

Why would all this be funny
As It's simply...

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Categories: woman, funny, humorous, political, satire,

Premium Member Abandon
Abandon baby cries daily effortlessly for giving hugs,                 ...

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Categories: woman, baby, cry, kiss, love,

Dirty Peacock; the Night Crane
I saw you were perfect..
and I loved your confidence..
but I yearned to feel whole,
So I made a fling...

You saw my ego,
You smiled at my strength,...

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Categories: woman, desire, firework, freedom, funny

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