Witless Poems - Poems about Witless

Their clueless inane fangs of reed Strive to bite what's made of steel; Deriding the stronger sinew of virtue They cling onto feeble foibles untrue. To headache more reasonable head Is the very principal aim they're bred... These pithy bothersome numbskulls Coined with dimmest grasp that lulls. ...

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The dentist’s poised wearing his gown I’m anxious, my face wears a frown He’ll pull out my tooth (Assisted by Ruth) I’m thankful my panties are brown! He powered up his dental drill The noise from it made me feel ill Bad tooth he requires He’ll pull it with pliers Then present me with a huge bill Of dental issues I’m now wary - I find...

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Several sirens singing on the shore Called Calypso’s crew for them to adore. Willing witless wanderers; Oblivious obeyers, Which waves washed through a rocky tidal bore. Svelte sisters sieved the sailor’s gore That the salty surging sea cast ashore. Boiling briny blunderers With olive oil and oysters And feasting until they could eat no more....

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"O Witless Quill" O witless quill sharply dipped in smiles leering joust they your words on their egos competing galloping black stallions, see them fall shiny armour felled knights and petulant proud Queens now all shiny amour, in their saddles riding Merry rogers Merry rogers Darkness to Light schemes O witless quill sharp and sweet the pain, where your journey draws blood their lies, burning hearts banished, still...

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Witless Willy Speaks Perhaps I’ll join a monastery Or just dog paddle out to sea By the neck a swinging free But I don’t really want to Perhaps I’ll get upon her goat Perhaps I’ll swim the plurry moat But canna find the bloody boat So I don’t really wanna Perchance perforce I’m kicked by horse But still I’ll go a riding Sucking wine lovely source The...

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Witless Willy 5 lines i'm told will fit alright but words they fail to fit just right slap under the ear2 spark the wit but will witless Willy manage it dodge pelicans tonight Don Johnson When things go white 5 lines down...

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SURVIVAL OF THE WITLESS — James Ph. Kotsybar When fire, water, earth and air were thought to be the elementals that composed all matter, folks did not become distraught at what avant-garde chemists then proposed. Most understand that our world is a sphere (with only one natural satellite); no matter where folks sail they do not fear they’ll reach Earth’s edge and fall into...

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