Wiseacre Poems | Examples


Premium MemberOh Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum

erratic affairs muddle mindsets
confront life with unlike aspects
can’t let the wiseacre tell a lie 
I cried the day the music died
fractals repeat their eternal patterns
like fairy tales forever and after 
chanciness of life unravels
alter egos by-gone in travels
early on pace your time deftly
and scrawl your own bio wisely
Categories: wiseacre, confusion, nonsense, perspective,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberSituations That Beg For Better Outcomes

wed for decades
retired, children grown
What have we in common?

ten committees
numerous meetings
What has been accomplished?

reunion time
hundreds will attend
Do you want to be there?

many in need
so much we could give
What are we waiting for?

princess kissed frog
then became--Ribbit!
Why do magic spells fail?

I did you wrong,
but you've forgiven--
Hon, is this wine ruined?

wiseacre kid
answers mall Santa:
"Good according to whom?"

distraught woman
on phone with pastor:
"I feel--are you still there?"
Categories: wiseacre, emotions, relationship,
Form: Questionku


Agony

Roam alike the devil I on thy land
Quiet silent without perfect ambition grand,
Wherever peep find people proudly proceed
Solely cede sociably at that no heed.
Sober savory what served me macabre trouble
Little thought of revolution posting my fault double,
Tension not towards God who purifies our soul,
Yet enthralled by each His materialistic power whole. 
Their glory to seduce innocent is unreliable claim,
Promoted theft, corruption and forgery as if master game.
Cluster of vampires moving freely enjoying regular thrust
New born dies wanting milk in his mother's breast.
Groaning love lying lurking under pressure worldly power
Cunning crazy wiseacre searching wholly practical hour;
Warns nature recurrent leave polemics be providential,
Provide honest support allow living them all dimensional.
Categories: wiseacre, conflict, confusion, corruption, culture,
Form: Elegy

An Insight From Moss

After making the trip to Bar Harbor in Maine,
we set off on excursions within that domain.
In the midst of events, aggravating, arcane,
we began at a loss.

We embark on a most unpredictable task -
touring Cadillac Mountain with fog as a mask. 
Fifteen hundred feet high and sh-shaking, we ask
with alarm, "Where's the bus?"

Safely back at sea level, we all need to chill -
"Tell me, who put the rest stop on top of a hill?"
Giving vent to our steam, we release it with skill
by creating a fuss.

So we cuss as we scurry, we snort and stampede
up the fifty-two steps to attend to our need.
On the zig-zag descent, rather tetchy, still teed,
we by chance run across

a botanical gem - symbiotic, we learn.
A bizarre kind of growth, some avoid with concern.
Is it algae? or lichen? a fungus? or fern?
a true whatzit for us.

I see fanciful lace mid inherent decay;
I see whimsical bubbles entangled in play.
I see change as our mood now reverses dismay -
it's an insight from moss.

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anapestic tetrameter
Every fourth line I change to dimeter to counteract the monotony.

Reason A. Poteet

http://wiseacre-gardens.com/moss/white-cushion-moss.jpg
Categories: wiseacre, adventure, change,
Form: Monorhyme

Sustainable

A whinstone varigated thoughtless vegetative scrumptious.
A thanksgiving theology scrupulous splutter simultaneous.
A wistful zephyr as a wizened face vehemently wiseacre,
A filibuster recommends fiddlesticks to extradite fabulous.
An extraordinary amusable, desirable or sustainable flush.
Categories: wiseacre, caregivingthanksgiving,
Form: Haiku


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