Wiener Poems - Poems about Wiener

...I Two wiener dogs and their owners so proud Approached each other right there on the green. Then, the hounds commenced at yapping so loud. But that wasn’t the dangdest thing I’d seen. One of......Read the rest...

...Two wiener dogs meet Each yap loudly, strangely greet Oddly on the street Hounds bite other's butt Owner blames the other's mutt Not open and shut I note discreetly, "Both were gone quick......Read the rest...

...The wiener mobile should be here at eleven I said. My straight man principal’s blue eyes went up into his head They will love it, I reassured him, and all students will be fed. This happy day was ......Read the rest...

...She put her cowboy boots on first and then her make up Sniffing her ample posterior was her wiener dog Mup. His brother Max looked interested from the cozy chair. But if he left his cushion, Mup w......Read the rest...

...To Kill a Wild Rabbit - FICTION The small winding valley was cold and dank. Nothing stirred as darkness descended quickly. Dusk brought an ominous cloud of evil fog that, like a black s......Read the rest...

...This ad came out before my day But when I saw it I said “hey! hey! hey!” I was about twelve or so, and it made me gay. This wiener ad that was raunchy in every way.......Read the rest...

...Remember stuck on band-aid brand, Because band-aid is stuck on you? Remember when the furniture was Made from wicker and bamboo? Remember three on a bike with the banana-seat. ......Read the rest...

... One day cat ran off with my pork wiener, now, usually I am no whiner; and I love my cat divine, always in my heart will twine; but, gosh darn, there was no wiener finer! _____......Read the rest...

...Hotel love I arrived at the uploaded village in the north, which had once been a working hamlet, until famous people bought property there. More people followed, as did estate agents the parish b......Read the rest...

...Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner His parish aghast Told the cops, "Come fast" The Judge called a Miss de Meanor* (n.b., Baptist Jefs is now a Registered......Read the rest...

...Love’s Illusion I will give you all my thoughts and my displeasure and love of flowers, you will know everything about me and play like a string on your harp. You will find my dog-like eyes o......Read the rest...

...Recommended holiday reading, this epistle comes your way as an interrogative missile ~ Whither the Oscar Meyer Wiener Whistle......Read the rest...

...Sir Dachsund dared sniff sorority shoes The first ever-recorded hound-dog blues......Read the rest...

...PAY - for AIR...are You Kidding? My wife and I, when we were kids, watched television programs, including movies, never being made to pay a dime. That was in the fifties, when a lot of ......Read the rest...

...Here's the deal, folks... This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts. The 1st HALF ca......Read the rest...