Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") See the frost, watch it glisten Too much beer, I'm on a mission To write my name in the snow With a funny yellow glow Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Got a trenchcoat that I'm wearing So that I can do some "sharing" Maybe my legs are too white That gives 'em a fright Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! At the lounge we were chillin' After time, my bladder's fillin' I stagger left and then right Hope I make it in time Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Feels so good to drain my lizard From behind I hear a whisper "I hope you'll be done soon, 'cause you're in the ladies room!" Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!