Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

See the frost, watch it glisten
Too much beer, I'm on a mission
To write my name in the snow 
With a funny yellow glow
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Got a trenchcoat that I'm wearing
So that I can do some "sharing"
Maybe my legs are too white
That gives 'em a fright
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

At the lounge we were chillin'
After time, my bladder's fillin'
I stagger left and then right
Hope I make it in time
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Feels so good to drain my lizard
From behind I hear a whisper
"I hope you'll be done soon, 
'cause you're in the ladies room!"
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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September 28, 2011 at 8:12 AM
JiM, I'm here to give all my old contest winners a late congratulations. Sorry, I forgot to leave everyone a thank you *comment* of appreciation~ I hope you don't mind my copy paste congratulations.. Don't worry I have read every entry more than 3 times. lol. or how else would have I closed it with out reading. Can you accept my apology and old congrats on your poem.. Honestly I don't like my contest winners with out a quick congrats,.. thank you,..p.d. the late bloomer
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September 24, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Congrats Jim on a grand win with this dazzling delight of twisted poetry luv..
Brown Avatar
September 24, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Congratulations on your win with your twisted poetry Jim. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
September 24, 2011 at 4:36 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of P.D., Jim
Smith Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 7:44 AM
This is HILARIOUS! Great job. It certainly made me laugh.
A   Avatar
November 20, 2010 at 6:01 PM
sure enjoyed your ryhme,,, have a nice one,, tune made it awesome,,p.d.
Camp Avatar
November 8, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Great twist at the end. I diidn't see that coming. Elton Camp
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