Whoopi Poems - Poems about Whoopi

...Each time Trump says the country’s a wreck, they go out to the roads to inspect. If Woody Woodpecker had had a fact checker, they’d be feeling his feathers to check. On The View though, they a......

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...Oh, my Oopsi Whoopi Has gone obscene. She ran her big trap. Can't keep her act clean. She's angered a man. Whose name is Aldean. The Rumors say Oopsi May lose a lot of green.......

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...OH, MY Oopsy Whoopi, has done it again. Stuck her foot in her mouth, clear up to her shin. They said let it go, but she is chagrin. You know Oopsy Whoopi Will Say Anything. Although Oopsy Who......

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...Juneteenth On this day in 1865 was the day That the slaves were freed It was out to an end And our lives sort of Started to begin Begin to make sense We became more Than just workers......

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...She writes like Maya She sings like Aretha She dreams like Coretta She reads like Oprah She speaks like Barbara She plays like Serena She rocks like Tina She rolls like Donna She entertains l......

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...Rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enough ga......

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...I did not plan to be a single cell amoeba or this me, a conglomerate jigsaw of a being a million times removed from primordial goo. I was peacefully inanimate at times endowed only with a little ......

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...I was flying down the highway, at a mighty rate of knots The white posts flashing past me just a blur Off home to my girl friend, for whom I had the hots When out on to the road there came this cu......

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...Two rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enoug......

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... She was a terrible lounge bar singer, had a boyfriend who was a mob gangster; bang, bang and a man fell dead, freaking out Delores fled; for protection she said bye to glamour. She w......

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...Page 5 With the body in the wagon Me and Doc rode through the town looking up and down the street not a soul was left around The Doc gave out a chuckle "These superstitious fools They mi......

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...The Keystone Cops were funny Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too. Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers were some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges or all the pies we saw them throw. Who ......

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...Two rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enoug......

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...I thought for a long time to try and do something right (in your eyes) I've taken the blows and the comparatives of every beauty you know You love me, you loathe me, I'm evil and detestable......

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...The Keystone Cops were funny, Chaplain, Keaton, Lloyd, and Fields too. Laurel and Hardy, and Will Rodgers, Were just some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges, Or all the pies w......

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