Whoopi Poems - Poems about Whoopi

...Oh, my Oopsi Whoopi Has gone obscene. She ran her big trap. Can't keep her act clean. She's angered a man. Whose name is Aldean. The Rumors say Oopsi May lose a lot of green.......Read the rest...

...OH, MY Oopsy Whoopi, has done it again. Stuck her foot in her mouth, clear up to her shin. They said let it go, but she is chagrin. You know Oopsy Whoopi Will Say Anything. Although Oopsy Who......Read the rest...

...Juneteenth On this day in 1865 was the day That the slaves were freed It was out to an end And our lives sort of Started to begin Begin to make sense We became more Than just workers......Read the rest...

...She writes like Maya She sings like Aretha She dreams like Coretta She reads like Oprah She speaks like Barbara She plays like Serena She rocks like Tina She rolls like Donna She entertains l......Read the rest...

...Rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enough ga......Read the rest...

...I did not plan to be a single cell amoeba or this me, a conglomerate jigsaw of a being a million times removed from primordial goo. I was peacefully inanimate at times endowed only with a little ......Read the rest...

...I was flying down the highway, at a mighty rate of knots The white posts flashing past me just a blur Off home to my girl friend, for whom I had the hots When out on to the road there came this cu......Read the rest...

...Two rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enoug......Read the rest...

... She was a terrible lounge bar singer, had a boyfriend who was a mob gangster; bang, bang and a man fell dead, freaking out Delores fled; for protection she said bye to glamour. She w......Read the rest...

...Page 5 With the body in the wagon Me and Doc rode through the town looking up and down the street not a soul was left around The Doc gave out a chuckle "These superstitious fools They mi......Read the rest...

...The Keystone Cops were funny Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too. Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers were some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges or all the pies we saw them throw. Who ......Read the rest...

...Two rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enoug......Read the rest...

...I thought for a long time to try and do something right (in your eyes) I've taken the blows and the comparatives of every beauty you know You love me, you loathe me, I'm evil and detestable......Read the rest...

...The Keystone Cops were funny, Chaplain, Keaton, Lloyd, and Fields too. Laurel and Hardy, and Will Rodgers, Were just some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges, Or all the pies w......Read the rest...

...I Love This!! From Ghost with Patrick Swazey, Whoopi Goldberg, and Demi Moore Patrick is a ghost and is after his best friend that had him killed.. Call it just deserts or poetic justice; Pa......Read the rest...