it was wilder
than Whoopi Goldburg
in the movie
until it hit me
she was me
trying to commune
my little white ass
into a nightmare
don’t spring that on me
“holster hips!”
nun, penguin
comedy
and all the good
stuffings
Each time Trump says the country’s a wreck,
they go out to the roads to inspect.
If Woody Woodpecker
had had a fact checker,
they’d be feeling his feathers to check.
On The View though, they all get a pass
when Whoopi cushions spew forth their gas.
Trump will jail your miscarriage,
end interracial marriage,
and lock up his opponents en masse.
Oh, my Oopsi Whoopi
Has gone obscene.
She ran her big trap.
Can't keep her act clean.
She's angered a man.
Whose name is Aldean.
The Rumors say Oopsi
May lose a lot of green.
OH, MY Oopsy Whoopi,
has done it again.
Stuck her foot in her mouth,
clear up to her shin.
They said let it go,
but she is chagrin.
You know Oopsy Whoopi
Will Say Anything.
Although Oopsy Whoopi,
May Claim Innocence.
She was a terrible lounge bar singer,
had a boyfriend who was a mob gangster;
bang, bang and a man fell dead,
freaking out Delores fled;
for protection she said bye to glamour.
She was hid in a convent as a nun,
and this is where this comedy gets fun;
as a girl born Catholic,
I enjoyed this nun frolic;
she saves the convent and the choir rotten.
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February 28, 2018
Poetry/Limerick/Delores Van Cartier
Copyright Protected, ID 18-1000-161-01
All Rights Reserved. Written Under Pseudonym.
Inspiration- Sister Act, Musical Comedy,
starring Whoopi Goldberg as Sister Mary Clarence
a.k.a. Delores Van Cartier, Lounge Singer
Written for the contest, Favorite Comedy Movie
sponsor, Alexis Y
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Page 5
With the body in the wagon
Me and Doc rode through the town
looking up and down the street
not a soul was left around
The Doc gave out a chuckle
"These superstitious fools
They might as well pull this wagon
they're as bright as this old mule"
We reached the edge of town
there I spied a big ole hill
In the moonlight I saw crosses
as I felt a sudden chill
All theses wooden crosses
not a headstone in the lot
They looked to be quite recent
which gave me food for thought
"Doc, it seemed you had more death here
was it plague or like tonight"
The Doc just looking forward
with glowing eyes, and lips shut tight
It was a little erie,
riding up that graveyard hill
and we rode up to a spot
were the old mule now stood still
I jumped out of the wagon
but the Doc kept sitting there
"Are you all right" I asked him
He just turned his head and stared
To be continued
Whoopi Kyoooooooooooooo!
I Love This!!
From Ghost with Patrick Swazey, Whoopi Goldberg, and Demi Moore
Patrick is a ghost and is after his best friend that had him killed..
Call it just deserts or poetic justice; Patrick figures out how to get revenge on his best friend
turned betrayer, thief and murderer. His best friend's cronies come looking for their money
and he does not have it due to Patrick double crossing him out of the money, earlier. His
murderer is killed and lying dead in the street when hades opens up before Patrick's eyes and
releases demons to take him kicking and screaming to hades.
After hades captures his prey, a bright light from heaven opens the portal to carry Patrick to
his eternal rest on high.
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