Whoopi Poems - Poems about Whoopi

Ministers of Truth

...Each time Trump says the country’s a wreck,
they go out to the roads to inspect.
If Woody Woodpecker
had had a fact checker,
they’d be feeling his feathers to check.

On The View though, they a...

Oopsi Whoopi Act Two

...Oh, my Oopsi Whoopi
Has gone obscene.
She ran her big trap.
Can't keep her act clean.
She's angered a man.
Whose name is Aldean.
The Rumors say Oopsi
May lose a lot of green....

Oopsy Whoopi

...OH, MY Oopsy Whoopi,
has done it again.
Stuck her foot in her mouth,
clear up to her shin.
They said let it go,
but she is chagrin.
You know Oopsy Whoopi
Will Say Anything.
Although Oopsy Who...

Juneteenth

...Juneteenth

On this day in 1865 was the day 
That the slaves were freed 
It was out to an end 
And our lives sort of 
Started to begin 
Begin to make sense 
We became more 
Than just workers...

A Natural Woman

...She writes like Maya
She sings like Aretha
She dreams like Coretta
She reads like Oprah
She speaks like Barbara
She plays like Serena
She rocks like Tina
She rolls like Donna
She entertains l...

Trivia Plus

...Rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific

You'd produce enough ga...

Prototypes

...I did not plan to be a single cell amoeba
or this me, a conglomerate jigsaw of a being
a million times removed from primordial goo.
I was peacefully inanimate at times
endowed only with a little ...

Reincarnation

...I was flying down the highway, at a mighty rate of knots
The white posts flashing past me just a blur
Off home to my girl friend, for whom I had the hots
When out on to the road there came this cu...

Trivia Trivia Trivia

...Two rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific

You'd produce enoug...

Delores Van Cartier

...
She was a terrible lounge bar singer,
had a boyfriend who was a mob gangster;
bang, bang and a man fell dead,
freaking out Delores fled;
for protection she said bye to glamour.

She w...

Zack Vol 6 Page 6

...Page 5


With the body in the wagon
Me and Doc rode through the town
looking up and down the street
not a soul was left around

The Doc gave out a chuckle
"These superstitious fools
They mi...

The Comics

...The Keystone Cops were funny
Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too.
Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers
were some of the names we knew.

Who can forget the Stooges
or all the pies we saw them throw.
Who ...

Trivia Trivia Trivia

...Two rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific

You'd produce enoug...

Seven Year Anniversary

...I thought for a long time

to try and do something right

(in your eyes)

I've taken the blows

and the comparatives 

of every beauty you know



You love me, you loathe me,

I'm evil and detestable...

Comic Relief

...The Keystone Cops were funny,
Chaplain, Keaton, Lloyd, and Fields too.
Laurel and Hardy, and Will Rodgers,
Were just some of the names we knew.


Who can forget the Stooges, 
Or all the pies w...

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