Delores Van Cartier
She was a terrible lounge bar singer,
had a boyfriend who was a mob gangster;
bang, bang and a man fell dead,
freaking out Delores fled;
for protection she said bye to glamour.
She was hid in a convent as a nun,
and this is where this comedy gets fun;
as a girl born Catholic,
I enjoyed this nun frolic;
she saves the convent and the choir rotten.
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February 28, 2018
Poetry/Limerick/Delores Van Cartier
Copyright Protected, ID 18-1000-161-01
All Rights Reserved. Written Under Pseudonym.
Inspiration- Sister Act, Musical Comedy,
starring Whoopi Goldberg as Sister Mary Clarence
a.k.a. Delores Van Cartier, Lounge Singer
Written for the contest, Favorite Comedy Movie
sponsor, Alexis Y
First Place
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