Whammo Poems - Poems about Whammo

Some days it's just not a good idea To wake and get out of the sack Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn You'll wish you could turn the clock back After the first, calamity numéro uno You think nothing else could go wrong Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt And you're back to square one before long Take heart...

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Some days it's just not a good idea To wake and get out of the sack Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn You'll wish you could turn the clock back After the first, calamity numéro uno You think nothing else could go wrong Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt And you're back to square one before long Take heart,...

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Some days it's just not a good idea To wake and get out of the sack Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn You'll wish you could turn the clock back After the first, calamity numéro uno You think nothing else could go wrong Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt And you're back to square one before long Take heart,...

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Hello Sweetie, where have you been It's way too long since we cuddled How's bout making up for lost time tonight Make my brain all befuddled I'll make the first move, my love of loves Then you'll show me your feminine guile Remember how it always made me cross my eyes Then I'd become mute for a while Can't wait to experience that...

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Some days it's just not a good idea To rise and get out of the sack Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn You'll wish you could turn the clock back After calamity numéro uno You think nothing else could go wrong Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt And you're back to square one before long Take heart, it happens...

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