Some days it's just not a good idea
To wake and get out of the sack
Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn
You'll wish you could turn the clock back
After the first, calamity numéro uno
You think nothing else could go wrong
Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt
And you're back to square one before long
Take heart it happens to all of us
You're probably thinking it's only you
Surely been down that road more than once
It's the sad part of life it's so true
The bottom line is to take it real slow
Sure as hell tomorrow will be a better day
At 87 years I've learned a thing or two
So trust me and hear what I say!
Categories:
whammo, corruption,
Form: Rhyme
Some days it's just not a good idea
To wake and get out of the sack
Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn
You'll wish you could turn the clock back
After the first, calamity numéro uno
You think nothing else could go wrong
Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt
And you're back to square one before long
Take heart, it happens to all of us
You're probably thinking it's only you
Surely been down that road more than once
It's the sad part of life and so true
The bottom line is to take it real slow
Sure as hell tomorrow will be a better day
After 86 years I've learned a few things
So trust me and hear what I say!
Categories:
whammo, love,
Form: Rhyme
Some days it's just not a good idea
To wake and get out of the sack
Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn
You'll wish you could turn the clock back
After the first, calamity numéro uno
You think nothing else could go wrong
Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt
And you're back to square one before long
Take heart, it happens to all of us
You're probably thinking it's only you
Surely been down that road more than once
It's the sad part of life and so true
The bottom line is to take it real slow
Sure as hell tomorrow will be a better day
After 85 years I've learned a few things
So trust me and hear what I say!
Categories:
whammo, life,
Form: Rhyme
Hello Sweetie, where have you been
It's way too long since we cuddled
How's bout making up for lost time tonight
Make my brain all befuddled
I'll make the first move, my love of loves
Then you'll show me your feminine guile
Remember how it always made me cross my eyes
Then I'd become mute for a while
Can't wait to experience that feeling again
Bet you're still damn good with your digits
Howling in unison as we writhe away
Screams of exultation were emitted
Then POW, WHAMMO, that ultimate feeling
Only you, sweet thing, can unleash
As we drift off into a night of sheer splendour
And dine on a sexual feast
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
whammo, love, passion,
Form: Quatrain
Some days it's just not a good idea
To rise and get out of the sack
Sure as hell things will take a wrong turn
You'll wish you could turn the clock back
After calamity numéro uno
You think nothing else could go wrong
Then WHAMMO! something gives you a jolt
And you're back to square one before long
Take heart, it happens to all of us
You're probably thinking it's just you
Surely been down that road more than once
It's the sad part of life and so true
The bottom line is to take it real slow
Sure as hell tomorrow will be a better day
After 77 years I've learned a few things
So trust me and hear what I say!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories:
whammo, life,
Form: Quatrain