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Whackos Poems - Poems about Whackos


Fruitcake
... You may say I'm crazy but as it takes one to know one do you have what I've got if I am are you too and am I nuts to think I'm not the shrink he's not telling despite all my yelling ......

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Categories: whackos, crazy, humorous, nonsense, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
South Dakota by Joshua Moore
...Four faces ten cows 40 people a river runs through it Aberdeen Rapid City Sioux Falls crops of corn soybeans hog factory ethanol highway interstate flat plains shadow of Rockies sparse vast......

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Categories: whackos, america,
Form: Free verse



The State of the Union
...The speech was reassuring, The delivery was fine And only one or two real whackos Seemed to cross the line. The commentators noticed that Republicans all sat, With stony faces and no clapping......

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Categories: whackos, political,
Form: Rhyme
Amtrak
...Amtrak was his ride of choice For oh, so many years But Biden can’t ride Amtrak now Because of growing fears. I read he’d planned to take the train Before his swearing-in. That plan was scrat......

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Categories: whackos, america,
Form: Rhyme
Weapons Countered By Gun Control
...Weapons Countered by Gun Control Terrorists on roof tops click, click, click Talking about whackos sick, sick, sick With automatic weapons as their sabre Can you imagine one as next door neighb......

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Categories: whackos, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet



Wet
...Though umbrellas keep us dry, I’d like to share a little tip – Be real careful on the subway ‘Cause the wet ones like to drip. They may create a puddle On somebody else’s shoes; Since the subway ha......

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Categories: whackos, people, urban, may,
Form: Rhyme

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