Amtrak

Amtrak was his ride of choice For oh, so many years But Biden can’t ride Amtrak now Because of growing fears. I read he’d planned to take the train Before his swearing-in. That plan was scratched, though, just in case Disruptions might begin. For who knows what the whackos plan To fire up their cause? Apparently they’re not deterred By conscience, fear or laws. So somehow Biden will arrive In total secrecy While, fingers crossed, we watch The ceremony in D.C.