Wet

Though umbrellas keep us dry, I’d like to share a little tip – Be real careful on the subway ‘Cause the wet ones like to drip. They may create a puddle On somebody else’s shoes; Since the subway has some whackos, You may have a lot to lose. So when you’ve been in a downpour And you board a bus or train, Tightly fold up your umbrella So nobody will complain. If you don’t you may discover Something that you will regret – That a lunatic who’s dry Is not as bad as one who’s wet!