Whacker Poems - Poems about Whacker

...Mrs. Packer bought a weed whacker So, her husband could trim the grass But he was a slacker Thus, ever after The whacker was out of gas......

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... A line trimmer doesn’t really eat; That’s a trick that would be quite neat. Instead, it tends to aerosolize, Throw grass in your nose and rocks in your eyes. Turns poison ivy to a fine......

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...What kind of faerie has her very own kookaburra? I do not own him, he is my best friend, the tree faerie said. But he is always with you, helping you dust the willy whacker leaves. He does that by......

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...I’m dumbstruck by the good luck Of a woodchuck on a spree The harmony of living well And laughing heartily But still, I often wonder In a jungle canopy If nature is the nurture Of the fores......

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...For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten. They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten. Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spenc......

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...I’ll never forget What’s Her Name The one with the long black hair that was always dying the tips? No. The one with the curly red hair who came on to me at the Christmas party? WHAT Christmas par......

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...(to be read out loud) I'll eat the nibble naggle nooky nickel nipple nappy mum mum mum I'll chew your gooble gobble giggle gaggle gimpy grampa's gum gum gum. I'll call the wimpy wappy wi......

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...Me with a dog,owl,and parrot Met a girl with a llama and horse Out in the country beside a tree What to do? Well, we stopped of course Talking to my small gang of friends I asked,"What's that......

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...Police and fire sirens blare An early emergency somewhere Neighbor’s water squeaking thro’ the pipes Two cats clawing each other’s stripes Traffic hums and honks, tires squeal In such a hur......

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...when just a lad, in skinny pad the kids all picked on me so hatched, I did, a brilliant plan to make those meanies flee; at home, you’ll know, were two young gals both younger tha......

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...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau (He was married to a woman called Flo) Sue soon found out his deception She dismembered his ******** For his love life it was a massive blow......

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...Did Jesus Exist? Some say 2000 years ago, A man called Jesus walked about; But I say, not as god or indigo, But as a medical doctor stout. Jesus was an Israeli name then, And there maybe......

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...Weed Whacker I whack the weeds and free their seeds then fertilize as seedlings breed encroaching on the flower bed forgive me Lord I wish them dead!! John G. Lawless 7/9/2014......

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...Don't sit there and grin at me when I sat there and cried for you. Why do me like that? Feel the pain deep in my soul, don't look past those dull eyes. Why do me like that? Taste the tears I sh......

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...By the bypass Monologue Stay put Like a still mosaic What is detrimental? I am spinning 360 degrees The whacker......

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