Weirdy Poems - Poems about Weirdy

...What do you call him? My cousin Gertie smirked a bit. You go first, she said. We call him blue-eyed-stare-boy I call him the weirdy cat. He is a distant cousin. Comes to our family reunion once ......Read the rest...

...What do you call him? My cousin Gertie smirked a bit. You go first, she said. We call him blue-eyed-stare-boy I call him the weirdy cat. He is a distant cousin. Comes to our family reunion once ......Read the rest...

...eye don’t no what you were saying too me when I got my pension butt there were at lease to things u were two smart to mention I can knot say them now bee-cause it would B blatantly bold Weather or......Read the rest...

...A gargoyle fell off the top of the building and landed on my toe. I screamed like an injured bobcat, loud, long, hard, with a glow. The neighbors all came out and stared, but this was the city. Th......Read the rest...

...I would have less surprised if they had chased down religious mothers And murdered them in their carpeted hymn singing churches They were frenzied, fanatically incensed, a revved up mob Brains had......Read the rest...

...Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought there'd been a slaying I cal......Read the rest...

...No other cats are blue. Why me? She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman. Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue? Uh-oh. Here she comes again. Yesterday she added hot pink to my ......Read the rest...

...Enter Alice, the bestest girl. Enter Kobalos, The gruesome goblin, (You may just see him in the middle of the tree, (or not)) Alice: Rachael! Rachael! What an ill forgotten wood this is It ......Read the rest...