Weenies Poems - Poems about Weenies

...The teeniest human-like robot is six inches tall Half the length of a standard ruler she can walk, kick and do pushups I understand the value of walking we can watch her walk down the desk Kicki......Read the rest...

...LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST Men will slobber and drool when at the beach Cuz bikinied women are out of reach So eat your hearts out, men For those girls you will yen Fine women ......Read the rest...

...Consumed I remember in poverty, eating ramen noodles, daily. Beans and Weenies. Meatless sauce spaghetti. Rice, Rice, Rice, without any real spice. Bologna Sandwiches. Hamburger He......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read the rest...

...Some are adventuresome, some are weenies Mostly I'll try a delicacy of another species But the head of an animal Staring at me quite affable Somehow doesn't appeal like turnips or zucchin......Read the rest...

...brothers we be, brother we be free brothers we be brother we be free me and lil bro would have these sword fights yelling fight to our deaths yelling to the victor gets Kristina the neighbor......Read the rest...

...Neither We Nor Me Will Be Weenies Neither me nor we but you are the one And after all my many poems are done Instead of much suffering from abuse You can put all my poems to good use. Seve......Read the rest...

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-ass old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read the rest...

...The bases needed sweeping As the end was drawing near Buns and weenies waving As Fans swilled down their beer The crowd jumped to their feet As Macy went to bat And while walking to the pla......Read the rest...

...Overweight Terrier: Porky Yorkie Un-cool Terrier: Dorky Yorkie Spaniel dog breeder: Cocker Stocker Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark: Cocker Mocker Book on how ......Read the rest...

...while working one evening at the plant, an older man began explaining to a younger man next to him just how easy it would be for him to get away with killing someone. the young man, now more attent......Read the rest...

...What the hey?? I'M TURNING GREY please be kind AND LOCK AWAY Dorito chips and Pringles too MY GUT REVEALS and so do you!! Jello gelatin for my waist ADVENT AGE to embrace Who can fight thes......Read the rest...