Weeing Poems - Poems about Weeing

...Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks (tongue in cheek peek at Dunedin's historic deluge) "Stares upstairs.. Angels’ weeing above.. Be a good chap.. Show some love bruv.. Turn off the ta......

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...I am on this road I go from place to place I met people without a word That usual fashion everyday. I go to work for a living A family man I should be The greatest work is giving The kindnes......

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...Nocturia (Rap, Lyric, Crossover) Ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold......

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...My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’ When he squats for a dump He tweets more than Don Trump No wonder his wife feels so bitter The whole world......

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...ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold it back its about to be a late ......

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...Oh dear what can the matter be It's  Rheen the queen needing to wee How can I just sit with my knickers down don't think I will  be able to balance my crown. How can a queen pee behind a tree......

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