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Weeing Poems - Poems about Weeing

Weeing Poems - Examples of all types of poems about weeing to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for weeing.

Nocturia Rap Lyric Crossover

...Nocturia (Rap, Lyric, Crossover) Ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold......Read the rest...

Categories: weeing, appreciation, blessing, drink, encouraging,
Form: I do not know?

His Wife Is Giving Him the Silent Tweetment

...My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’ When he squats for a dump He tweets more than Don Trump No wonder his wife feels so bitter The whole world......Read the rest...

Categories: weeing, humorous, internet,
Form: Limerick

Nocturia, Rap, Lyric, Crossover

...ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold it back its about to be a late ......Read the rest...

Categories: weeing, dance, funny, giggle, hip
Form: Lyric

Oh Dear What Can the Matter Be

...Oh dear what can the matter be It's Rheen the queen needing to wee How can I just sit with my knickers down don't think I will be able to balance my crown. How can a queen pee behind a tree......Read the rest...

Categories: weeing, fun,
Form: Rhyme