Christmas Warning Poems
These Christmas Warning poems are examples of Warning poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Warning Christmas poems written by international poets.
Rural Pastrual Idle Feild And Meadow Warning!In a foreign lush green sprawling land
A patchwork carpet stitched together
In shades of tawny browns yellows and green
Rugged rock forest and wind-swept moor
Is a awe-inspiring...
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Categories:
warning, conflict, creation, environment, mother,
Here Comes Santa Claus -Bawdy Limerick WarningHere comes Santa Claus – BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING
Poor Santa Claus comes once a year
Each Christmas night hear his wife cheer
She won’t lie on her back...
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warning, christmas, humorous, rude,
Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a CollaborationFolk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite...
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warning, humorous, senses, wind,
Mr Slow Will Dine - Warning a Bit Grimm[A parody of Mistletoe and Wine... apologies to Sir Cliff]
[‘Chorus’ indented for easy skipping if desired]
This night it will bring, a venomous sting
His life is...
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warning, christmas, fear, horror, parody,
Wind WarningI’ve just made some bubble and squeak
Fried leftover food, it’s unique
I add cooked green sprouts
In massive amounts
No wonder I fart for a week!
*Bubble and squeak...
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warning, england, food, humorous,
WarningIt is really much better you see
If you don't touch this red wire at all
You will light up like a Christmas tree
And smoke like a...
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warning, humorous,