Wanker Poems - Poems about Wanker

...There was a lad from Dublin So sad he wanted some lovin’ He fell asleep in class Woke up to deep laughs His wanker tall hot as an oven......

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...Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025... but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later (due the math and inform me of any ......

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...Sausage donkey cabbage tart, Railway pine cone bullfrog fart. Sponge cake fairy toilet duck, Sheep banana lampshade truck. Table country sailboat twit, Birdie signpost moose tree Brit. Christma......

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...Booted The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant Who is just the same ......

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...Inspection took place February 17th, 2023... At 1330 hours (indicated courtesy notification slipped under door less than twenty four hours) hence foretold ill fate by property (crooks and quad......

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...Star Sprayer Twinkler Sprinkler Cleaning Freak Hyper Wiper Flautist Pickpocket Piper Swiper Complaining Hitman Griper Sniper Test for Savant Autism Rain Man Brain Scan......

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...I’m not always sure what to do But, I’m good with words, so I wrote this for you Your heart is a stone, its rough and dark And deep in that rock is a hole That hole is where you kept me. From my......

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...Peace Profit Made in a country near you Things to do a job What type of job? To heal to kill to create to destroy All in the ACME factory Ready steady go get to work! Fulfil your shift Do......

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... He walked with a swagger, was a delinquent lagger and recidivist wagger all his schoolboy days. Joyridin on the Pare’ bus he’d skylark and cuss just like one of us a......

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...the numbers were in and it didn't look pretty you people surrender your minds so easily they dumb you down and you know it they dumb you down and you let them but it wasn’t coercion either basic......

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...If you are in the support bubble You can go out not being considered trouble Whining and dining No worries for fining But what happens if your relationship is declining Could you end up beh......

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...He called up the contact The contact gave his name and number The number was a familiar one Old Nick's address 666 The name needed verifying Biatch Wanker Can you spell it again? The line was......

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...Contact Standing in a field, camera in my hand, Scanning misty pines, haloed hill so grand. Many miles I've traversed, now lost all sense of time, Morning dew underfoot, dappled light is subli......

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...Mrs. May, I’ve no reason to thank her, that Corbyn bloke’s a total wanker, Dreams I will now shatter, The Lib Dems just don’t matter, And as for the rest They’re just a protest. So with a l......

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...My girl Ellie came from Philly She loves chili from the deli Such a Silly Sally Saw her dilly-dally For a million hours Smelling gillyflowers Under hilly towers. My pop Billy Banker Was a w......

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