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Wanker Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormFormCategories  
If we had a General Election now Poem Nick Trim Rhyme Rhyme wanker, political,
Deely Jessica Amanda Salmonson Rhyme Rhyme wanker, food, humor, life, nonsense,
Premium Member Poem Alas I Knew Him Well Keith Trestrail Rhyme Rhyme wanker, dedication,
love to you marinescu victor Free verse Free verse wanker, i love you, life,
Premium Member Poem Our Peg harry horsman Alliteration Alliteration wanker, life, sad,
My Life is for You Jon Marsh Rhyme Rhyme wanker, lifelife, love,
Premium Member Poem Footles (part 9) Andrea Dietrich Rhyme Rhyme wanker, funny
Stupid tom bell Dramatic monologue Dramatic monologue wanker, death, history, war,

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Wanker Poem Example

Alas I Knew Him Well

He walked with a swagger,            He was a hurler of eggs
was a delinquent lagger                and till someone begs
       and recidivist wagger               did "charlie" their legs
all his schoolboy days.                  but it was all in fun.
Joyridin on the Pare' bus               Or water bomb on high
he'd skylark and cuss                   when he'd lettin fly
          just like one of us                   ambush a passer-by
as was his typical ways.                abscondin on the run.

He was undeniably cool                 He his loyal friends also
but did shirk at school                   under the gym below
          and play the fool                         did hide and stow
from bell to ringin bell.                  lest they all be found.
Widely well liked as a peer            Then one guy in the loop
and but for the odd jeer                would dive thru a hoop
            had nothin to fear                    and the rest swoop
but many a tale to tell.                  should it fall down.

He often sat ready in class             He at lunch hour stood
but mostly did half-****                 all innocent and good
    and exams seldom pass                but not as he should
much to his own bane.                  policin the tuck shop.
Almost always in a scrape              As monitor it was his job
lookin to mock or ape                    to calm the unruly mob
       or some dare or jape                    but never tell or dob
and felt a swingin cane.                 suckin on his lollipop.

He climbed out on a limb               He was a classroom pest
and broke into the gym                 out of uniform dressed
     then let his friends in                   on his own little quest
loadin up the bar.                         and always in strife.
Squattin and pressin away             But in his heart he knew
liftin in the weight bay                   what he needed to do
       till fun and horseplay                 and this he would rue
went a step too far.                       the rest of his life.

He did the Flyin Fox fling               He was a master pranker,
and to leg or arm cling                  some say a wanker
          on the rope swing                          but he did hanker
with collidin force.                         for somethin more.
For dear life hands hangin,            Girls thought him sweet
blokes fallin and bangin                 and did fall at his feet
       into each one clangin                   goin crazy for Skeet
on the Confidence Course.             but his spell had no cure.

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