Wanker Poems - Poems about Wanker

...Booted The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant Who is just the same ......Read the rest...

...Inspection took place February 17th, 2023... At 1330 hours (indicated courtesy notification slipped under door less than twenty four hours) hence foretold ill fate by property (crooks and quad......Read the rest...

...Star Sprayer Twinkler Sprinkler Cleaning Freak Hyper Wiper Flautist Pickpocket Piper Swiper Complaining Hitman Griper Sniper Test for Savant Autism Rain Man Brain Scan......Read the rest...

...I’m not always sure what to do But, I’m good with words, so I wrote this for you Your heart is a stone, its rough and dark And deep in that rock is a hole That hole is where you kept me. From my......Read the rest...

...Peace Profit Made in a country near you Things to do a job What type of job? To heal to kill to create to destroy All in the ACME factory Ready steady go get to work! Fulfil your shift Do......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...the numbers were in and it didn't look pretty you people surrender your minds so easily they dumb you down and you know it they dumb you down and you let them but it wasn’t coercion either basic......Read the rest...

...If you are in the support bubble You can go out not being considered trouble Whining and dining No worries for fining But what happens if your relationship is declining Could you end up beh......Read the rest...

...He called up the contact The contact gave his name and number The number was a familiar one Old Nick's address 666 The name needed verifying Biatch Wanker Can you spell it again? The line was......Read the rest...

...Contact Standing in a field, camera in my hand, Scanning misty pines, haloed hill so grand. Many miles I've traversed, now lost all sense of time, Morning dew underfoot, dappled light is subli......Read the rest...

...Mrs. May, I’ve no reason to thank her, that Corbyn bloke’s a total wanker, Dreams I will now shatter, The Lib Dems just don’t matter, And as for the rest They’re just a protest. So with a l......Read the rest...

...My girl Ellie came from Philly She loves chili from the deli Such a Silly Sally Saw her dilly-dally For a million hours Smelling gillyflowers Under hilly towers. My pop Billy Banker Was a w......Read the rest...

...imagine a wanker joke parliament gone up in smoke bringing a rocket to work in pocket well guy fawkes you silly bloke.......Read the rest...

...I stick the paper of what appears to be a gray canvas and then I shove this filter between on the edge of it after that I put the tobacco as for a those good strong cigarette then with tongue from on......Read the rest...

...Absolute is her adorable attitude, blessed and bestowed with a burning benignity, city girl caught within life’s calamitousness, darling to all that dare dote upon her. Naked! Economize, be eff......Read the rest...