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Funny Walmart Poems

These Funny Walmart poems are examples of Walmart poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Walmart Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Wally World Or Walmart
1.	As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother?

a.	You look for kind words in the book section
b.	You search through...

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Categories: walmart, fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Working At Walmart
At Walmart we're a happy group,
Our work is more like play.
We enjoy each shift so much,
And for this they even pay.

We can't wait to get...

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Categories: walmart, funny, work,

Premium Member The Walmart Bikini
She wore a teeny red bikini in Walmart to shop,
At 300 lbs, she made the shoppers jaws drop.
She bounced and flopped going down the aisle,
Enjoying...

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Premium Member The Walmart Experience
You never know what you will find at the Walmart store,
One thing for sure, you will never be bored.
I once saw a woman in a...

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Premium Member My Walmart Moment
my empty car
idles as I shop. . . 
Why aren’t my keys with me?

(This happened to me this year on Black Friday.
Lucky for me, I...

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The Walmart Greeter
The Walmart greeter in my town
Is short and fat with the face of a clown
Her cheeks are rouged a brilliant hue
Her lips are painted a...

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Book: Shattered Sighs