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The Walmart Bikini

She wore a teeny red bikini in Walmart to shop,
At 300 lbs, she made the shoppers jaws drop.
She bounced and flopped going down the aisle,
Enjoying all the attention in grand old style.

There were no signs that read, “No bikinis in the store,”
So the management let her shop despite what she wore.
I went home, put on my bikini, and thought, “Not bad for being older.”
Maybe I would wear it to Walmart too…when Hell freezes over!




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7/23/16
Contest Rhyme Battle: Round 6
Sponsor: Juli-Michelle
Awarded 4th Place

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/31/2017 3:25:00 PM haha, this is fANTASTIC!! Login to Reply Brenda Mcgrath Date: 5/31/2017 4:49:00 PM Thank you Andrea! She was quite a sight :)

Janice Canerdy Date: 5/30/2017 9:00:00 AM Brenda, this is GREAT! Congrats on your well-deserved win! Online I frequently find pix of shoppers at Walmart--actually referred to as "The People of Walmart"! Some people have NO SHAME! Janice Login to Reply Brenda Mcgrath Date: 5/30/2017 10:44:00 AM Thank you Janice. You are right, some have no shame! :)

Juli- Michelle Date: 5/30/2017 8:39:00 AM Congrats on your placement in my rhyme battle contest, Brenda! This was excellent :) Love, Juli-Michelle Login to Reply Brenda Mcgrath Date: 5/30/2017 10:43:00 AM Thank you so much Juli-Michelle for the placement on my funny poem. It was a funny sight :)

Terry Hoffman Date: 8/17/2016 5:54:00 AM This is cute and I really love the rhyme. Nice job on it! Login to Reply Brenda Mcgrath Date: 8/17/2016 7:22:00 AM Thank you Terry! :)

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 7/23/2016 10:00:00 PM Funny and cute poem Brenda!:) Login to Reply Brenda Mcgrath Date: 7/23/2016 10:09:00 PM Thanks Cheryl :)