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She wore a teeny red bikini in Walmart to shop, At 300 lbs, she made the shoppers jaws drop. She bounced and flopped going down the aisle, Enjoying all the attention in grand old style. There were no signs that read, “No bikinis in the store,” So the management let her shop despite what she wore. I went home, put on my bikini, and thought, “Not bad for being older.” Maybe I would wear it to Walmart too…when Hell freezes over! l 7/23/16 Contest Rhyme Battle: Round 6 Sponsor: Juli-Michelle Awarded 4th Place

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Date: 5/31/2017 3:25:00 PM
haha, this is fANTASTIC!!
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Brenda Mcgrath
Date: 5/31/2017 4:49:00 PM
Thank you Andrea! She was quite a sight :)
Date: 5/30/2017 9:00:00 AM
Brenda, this is GREAT! Congrats on your well-deserved win! Online I frequently find pix of shoppers at Walmart--actually referred to as "The People of Walmart"! Some people have NO SHAME! Janice
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Brenda Mcgrath
Date: 5/30/2017 10:44:00 AM
Thank you Janice. You are right, some have no shame! :)
Date: 5/30/2017 8:39:00 AM
Congrats on your placement in my rhyme battle contest, Brenda! This was excellent :) Love, Juli-Michelle
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Brenda Mcgrath
Date: 5/30/2017 10:43:00 AM
Thank you so much Juli-Michelle for the placement on my funny poem. It was a funny sight :)
Date: 8/17/2016 5:54:00 AM
This is cute and I really love the rhyme. Nice job on it!
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Brenda Mcgrath
Date: 8/17/2016 7:22:00 AM
Thank you Terry! :)
Date: 7/23/2016 10:00:00 PM
Funny and cute poem Brenda!:)
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Brenda Mcgrath
Date: 7/23/2016 10:09:00 PM
Thanks Cheryl :)

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