The Walmart Bikini
She wore a teeny red bikini in Walmart to shop,
At 300 lbs, she made the shoppers jaws drop.
She bounced and flopped going down the aisle,
Enjoying all the attention in grand old style.
There were no signs that read, “No bikinis in the store,”
So the management let her shop despite what she wore.
I went home, put on my bikini, and thought, “Not bad for being older.”
Maybe I would wear it to Walmart too…when Hell freezes over!
l
7/23/16
Contest Rhyme Battle: Round 6
Sponsor: Juli-Michelle
Awarded 4th Place
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