Vasectomy Poems - Poems about Vasectomy

The Vasectominator

...The vasectominator. 

His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. 

Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy. 

He’s a doctor that...

Many Things Said Carelessly

...Cameron looked on wordlessly:
Many things he’d said carelessly,
The dumb are safe with made gestures
Not easy grudging their postures…

With words he’d just planted hatred
In the mind of Schull...

The Sign

...It was raining when I met her.
A sure sign.
I ignored it.
Many a love story started in the rain.
We headed into the restaurant.
She throttled her brolly, drenching me in the process.
I ignored ...

Bobo's Comeuppance

...A Rottweiler  Shepard mix
longsuffering had proven to be
With the Doberman pup, a red one,
won on a gambling spree

Rocky the mix and BoBo
 coexisted for a time
As any two male dogs can manage...

O, Ye of Little Faith

...They had two children
  a boy and a girl
They'd done their bit
  for a crowded world

Billions then living in poverty
  Conditions heartbreakingly unsanitary 
The 'moral' thing for parents to ...

America's Off To See the Wiz

...We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
   Because, because, because, because---
      Because of the wonderful things he does! …

My name is America, once a land of opportunity
...

Six-Word Couplet Series Encore

...Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide!
Supreme judge divine
or lying swine?

Suspect Diaper
Smelly and crappy
must change nappy!

Phew what...

Six-Word Couplet Series

...Six-Word Couplet Series


Lie spy
Innocent victim dies
Novichock poisoner lies

No deal Brexit
Has Theresa May
Had her day?

Donald Trump

Vance Plans a Vasectomy

...Vance Plans a Vasectomy

By Elton Camp

Vance heard a vasectomy was the way to go
He didn’t know a lot about it, though

But had read all that he wanted to see:
That no more children is the guarantee...

Another Smoke

...then he had the office job,
the shiny Italian suits with
the pager and the vasectomy....

One Child Policy

...Say what you want about China's Family Planning Policy
regarding one child only to be born into a family.
This is a responsibility that we all should embrace personally
but it will most likely be ...

Revoking Doc's License

...Revoking Doc's License #1

A word from the State Medical Board committee
The #1 injection will always be P.D.
Doc, I am considering to slam you out of pity
I do not mess with poets whose licenses com...

Become My Father

...He did not want to climb the spiral helix,
a son will be born without him.
He said I want to become my father
and see the decline.

How for shall we go to investigate?
An infant wrapped up in p...

Late Again

...(This is a fictional poem)

My wife is late again, what am I going to do?
If she's pregnant, this will make child number twenty-two.
I should've had a vasectomy or she should've had her tubes tie...

Hermaphrodite

...(This is a fictional poem)

My neighbor does something that's out of sight.
He has babies by himself because he's a hermaphrodite.
He has one baby after another.
It's not easy being both a fathe...

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