Vasectomy Poems - Poems about Vasectomy

...The vasectominator. His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy. He’s a doctor that......

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...Cameron looked on wordlessly: Many things he’d said carelessly, The dumb are safe with made gestures Not easy grudging their postures… With words he’d just planted hatred In the mind of Schull......

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...It was raining when I met her. A sure sign. I ignored it. Many a love story started in the rain. We headed into the restaurant. She throttled her brolly, drenching me in the process. I ignored ......

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...A Rottweiler Shepard mix longsuffering had proven to be With the Doberman pup, a red one, won on a gambling spree Rocky the mix and BoBo coexisted for a time As any two male dogs can manage......

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...They had two children a boy and a girl They'd done their bit for a crowded world Billions then living in poverty Conditions heartbreakingly unsanitary The 'moral' thing for parents to ......

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...We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz Because, because, because, because--- Because of the wonderful things he does! … My name is America, once a land of opportunity ......

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...Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide! Supreme judge divine or lying swine? Suspect Diaper Smelly and crappy must change nappy! Phew what......

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...Six-Word Couplet Series Lie spy Innocent victim dies Novichock poisoner lies No deal Brexit Has Theresa May Had her day? Donald Trump...

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...Vance Plans a Vasectomy By Elton Camp Vance heard a vasectomy was the way to go He didn’t know a lot about it, though But had read all that he wanted to see: That no more children is the guarantee......

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...then he had the office job, the shiny Italian suits with the pager and the vasectomy.......

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...Say what you want about China's Family Planning Policy regarding one child only to be born into a family. This is a responsibility that we all should embrace personally but it will most likely be ......

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...Revoking Doc's License #1 A word from the State Medical Board committee The #1 injection will always be P.D. Doc, I am considering to slam you out of pity I do not mess with poets whose licenses com......

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...He did not want to climb the spiral helix, a son will be born without him. He said I want to become my father and see the decline. How for shall we go to investigate? An infant wrapped up in p......

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...(This is a fictional poem) My wife is late again, what am I going to do? If she's pregnant, this will make child number twenty-two. I should've had a vasectomy or she should've had her tubes tie......

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...(This is a fictional poem) My neighbor does something that's out of sight. He has babies by himself because he's a hermaphrodite. He has one baby after another. It's not easy being both a fathe......

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