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Six-Word Couplet Series Encore

Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide! Supreme judge divine or lying swine? Suspect Diaper Smelly and crappy must change nappy! Phew what’s that smell Left parting ‘gift’ farted in lift! Hangover from hell Too much drink ... sick in sink Burning from both ends Oops, I forgot chillies are hot! Vasectomy Clinic Appointment Undoes his zip – time for snip! Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire Driving his car - dropped his cigar! Six-word couplet series Encore Sponsored by Mark Toney 10/7/18

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Paul Callus

Date: 12/4/2018 8:21:00 AM

Back with deserved congratulations on placing first with these witty couplets, Jan!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2018 11:35:00 AM

Thanks so much Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/3/2018 7:18:00 PM

I missed these funny couplets earlier, Jan. They're awesome! Congratulations on a first-place win, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2018 1:37:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn I do love this form its rather like an extended footle, so few words say so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Toney

Date: 12/3/2018 6:16:00 PM

Jan, what can I say? Love your sense of humor :) Thank you for entering the contest, and congratulations on your first place finish! ~Mark

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2018 6:19:00 PM

Mark, you have made my day thanks so much!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 10/16/2018 12:52:00 PM

Jan your couples are a lot of fun , well done

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2018 6:18:00 PM

Thanks so much Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 10/13/2018 11:35:00 AM

These couplets are so funny and very clever, just can’t stop laughing, brilliant Jan, good luck in contest. :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2018 11:38:00 AM

Thanks Roy glad I raised a smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/11/2018 6:26:00 PM

Jan, I finally perused the winners of the last contest using this form and wondered if you had done some of these previously . Anyway, THIS series really deserves a win in the current contest!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2018 11:37:00 AM

There were a couple i used from the previous contest but I couldn't resist adding them to the new ones:-) I didn't place in the last contest so who knows if I'll be lucky second time:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman

Date: 10/10/2018 7:54:00 PM

Clever Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2018 8:49:00 AM

Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 10/10/2018 2:46:00 PM

Love the humor Jan, good luck in the contest...hugs//Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2018 8:49:00 AM

Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/9/2018 10:43:00 AM

Jan, you've really nailed these. Can't stop chuckling. Should be way up there in the contest, one would think. Best wishes, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2018 8:48:00 AM

Thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 10/8/2018 5:36:00 PM

You don't beat round the bush, Jan...you round up the readers with your witty humour! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2018 6:28:00 PM

I just had a bit of fun Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 10/8/2018 10:35:00 AM

I think you've covered things well; excellent job.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2018 10:52:00 AM

Thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 10/8/2018 7:17:00 AM

Hi Jan, creative and fun, as your work always is. Good luck in the contest. It is a joy to read these couplets this afternoon. At your best, as always Jan. May your golden, fun-filled pen ever run gold. Have a wonderful Monday. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2018 10:51:00 AM

Cheers Mike, I hope the poop flows from my pen for a few more years lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/8/2018 3:02:00 AM

GUILTY just like Trump!!! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2018 3:42:00 AM

lol Arthur... maybe they think the world won't notice their deception lol:-) I wrote a couple of couplets on dump in the last series for the other contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/7/2018 5:56:00 PM

these are SUPER DUPER, Jan. I don't have time for emails any more. Maybe later this week. Sure miss my "normal" life!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/7/2018 7:24:00 PM

Thanks Andrea I wrote a few new ones for the contest the vasectomy clinic one was the only one from the other contest:-) hugs jan xx