Husband Vanity Poems

this mugs for shaving cant you see

no tea or coffee here for me

each morning light

whiskers take flight

fine use of time dont you agree.
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In my next life, i'd marry death
I want to be husband to the terminator of breath
I'd pamper her to know no dearth
Feed her with all...

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Open minded Ike, who hailed from County Pike
Inherited a classic Indian Motor Bike
Being open minded and concerned it might offend
He buried it in the land...

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Two lovely ladies were walking down the street
Said one to the other, “Wouldn’t it be neat
If my husband gave me some expensive perfume?”
In reply, the...

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Morountodun,
this is the place you'll find me
like the prey of a shrike
choked through by your thorny words
When the chase after Omo Ogun with your heart
Failed...

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God said to humankind prosper and subdue the Earth and all that is upon it.
So does the farmer harness oxen, and together they labour to...

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Walking along the way
Dandy spotted an old friend
Ignorant enough to believe
Relationships never end
    He said, "Hi!"

Sally and her husband diverted
Trying to quickly...

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Below here lie the remains of Mrs Shadow-Sun
Who used all her life searching for her husband
She married for just a minute. She died at this...

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Lust - The wife of Greed and the mother of 
Anger.  She is a prostitute 
and a ****.  Her husband Greed is her...

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What my eyes dont see...
  Anguishes me, to this harsh society.
As I look to the majestic sky
  I see darkness & destruction in...

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