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Food Vanity Poems

These Food Vanity poems are examples of Vanity poems about Food. These are the best examples of Vanity Food poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Fitness Fight
Resolved was I to exercise,
To utmost try to slenderize.
From flabby bod I'd poundage peel
To Grecian god beneath reveal.

But soon my straining torso frail
Becomes complaining, moaning...

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Categories: vanity, body, change, fantasy, health,



Everything is Disguisting
Every time I
touch something
I feel the 
germs
coating
my fingertips.

Every time I
walk
I feel the germs
soaking
into my feet.

I feel
every
light brush,
touch,
a single graze
of the fingertips,
I feel everything.

I sense the...

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Categories: vanity, anxiety, fear, imagery, life,

Healthy Senior
HEALTHY SENIOR

My mother used to feed me to grow up big and strong
Cauliflower and broccoli, some foods that taste so wrong
How could anyone believe that...

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Categories: vanity, age, beauty, body, hope,

Unsociable Media
Everyday we get more dependant
Reducing our span of attention
Rendering us less independant 
Diminishing our skill of retention. 

Like this, like that
Me.. Me.. meme.. Me
View this,...

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Categories: vanity, society,

Ambivalent
AMBIVALENT
The swallowing of a morsel can't be justified
If the stomach still hurts.
Scorpion– the shining demon,
who doesn't stop until it’s quashed
applauds as it was filled with...

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Categories: vanity, 12th grade, appreciation, blessing,



Premium Member Pinch
Pinch

Rarity often governs price, 
and availability 
more so, than the need,
and acceptance of what is on hand.

Pinch...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vanity, confusion, food, forgiveness, growth,

Premium Member Open Minded Ike
Open minded Ike, who hailed from County Pike
Inherited a classic Indian Motor Bike
Being open minded and concerned it might offend
He buried it in the land...

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Categories: vanity,

Envy
I really wish I could feel your pain
Just to see if we feel the same
not to say your feelings aren't real
But to say I know...

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Categories: vanity, betrayal, depression, desire, emotions,

Fingers Crossed
Did you know that I'm slicker than lotion.
And my poetry is always in motion.
That's why reading it feels like you're coasting.
Because it flows like a...

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Categories: vanity, career, confidence, desire, emotions,

Premium Member Being Selfish Is Not a Blessing That Makes One Proud
Being selfish is not a blessing that makes one proud,
does it really render one happy seeing misery,
keeping all to oneself and turning a blind eye
is...

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Categories: vanity, anger, anxiety, blessing, character,

Progress
Progress
by Michael R. Burch

There is no sense of urgency
at the local Burger King.

Birds and squirrels squabble outside
for the last scraps of autumn:
remnants of buns,
goopy pulps...

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Categories: vanity, america, culture, fashion, food,

I Made a Deal With the Devil
I made a deal with the devil.
I asked for the beauty I once had
And promised my soul in return.
I don’t even believe in such things
But...

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Categories: vanity, beauty, body, dark, hate,

Yesterday's Nonsense
Yesterday's Nonsense

I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
I'd rather have eggs and Ham.
I've never liked animal crackers Dewey,
You know what a fiend I am.

Fix me a...

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Categories: vanity, allegory, angst, change, crazy,

The Urgent Emergency of Invention
Some one must invent a smart machine right now
To serve peoplekind immediately with a feeder
A device that serves up sunflower seeds with hydraulics
Through a small...

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Categories: vanity, business, food, silly, technology,

Premium Member To Be Ignored
To be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)

The toilet makes a swoosh, 
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one, 
and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vanity, courage, humor, humorous, nonsense,


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