Uncle Poems - Poems about Uncle

Uncle was a spelunker drove to the caves in his clunker (it was quite the junker) without a sound he sunk underground pitch black as night and on his hat a bright white light (the switch it was waterproof) to see which stalagmites might reach the roof where stalactites clung on tight unafraid of bats flitting around never flunking Uncle loved going down but sorely and sad to say on one of those getaways a...

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REMEMBERING UNCLE DOUG: (Written by Michelle L. LeBlanc 05/24/2025) Your love will always be remembered As will your heart for family & friends Thank you for your love and kindness And your heart to give a helping hand Though today your ashes are buried in the soil Your love is deposited in our hearts And although we may not see...

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My toe is sore a real ow My toe is old, I don’t know how. I chopped it off, a silly mistake. Now it is worse, said Cousin Drake. He is aged and out of his mind His dementia is the very worst kind. The toe is lost, we cannot find. Uh-oh, on a chain and freshly shined....

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He had a killer of a smile But his mind was a blank He could run a country mile Though he was built like a tank He got married eight times But each bride soon brought him back Rejected for his pebble-sized brain My sweet smiling Uncle Mack...

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My mother would always say my father’s brother, uncle Alphonse, was a womanizer, and everyday my mirror verifies his resemblonse. ...

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(Record scratch, a cool, jazzy beat drops - think late-night NYC) Yo, lemme set the scene, the park bench, twilight's glow Yeah, she bad, I can't help but let it show He-he bad too, that's my reflection, lookin' fly With my boo, chillin' beneath the NYC sky White Castle spread, a feast fit for us two...

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My young blind date thought he was hilarious His antics were corny, ridiculously overdone and nefarious Mother thought he was charmingly gregarious. Why don’t you date him? Suggested Uncle Darius....

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The Bear to the East of Uncle Sam, what is Uncle Sam doing in the territory of the Bear? Uncle Sam behavior is that of a moron. Uncle Sam is like a mad child ,trying to kill himself out of his own madness. Uncle sam is ruthless and power-hungry. He lacks empathy, and he always blames...

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My uncle wears a dress I heard my uncle talking About his favourite dress, And how he needs a new one As its old and in a mess. He says it`s frayed and tattered And the pleats are wearing flat, So he will need to get a new one That goes right with his hat. He also wears a frilly blouse With ruffles on...

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Uncle Jimmy was always bragging about his profits. He constantly had things to sell. I made two dollars, a ten percent profit. I made five dollars, a twenty percent profit. I made seventeen dollars, a fifty percent profit. Actually everything he sells gives him a hundred percent profit. He has never had a job. His father has purchased anything he thinks he...

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"Mumma, Your brother touched me wrong" She was shocked She cried Cut her ties With her brother. She listened It stopped. A she moved on. "Mumma, Your brother touched me wrong" She assured "I'll talk to him" " But don't tell anyone " "Shh!" He kept coming She listened But it never stopped. A she still there....

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Dedicated to my dear uncle who passed away recently Grief permeates throughout the place and enters into the veins of my hand as I take out my pen and sit to ink my mournful thoughts into words in dedication to you, dear beloved uncle. The benevolent smile on your face every time you greeted us to your home, the kindness you...

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Uncle Johnny’s stories were preposterous borderline silly but we pretended to believe for Aunt Tilly’s sake She never challenged his foolishness Pretending his insanity was normal We did not understand why but we played along, letting her lead the way...

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I thought I could save you for a lifetime and pass your immeasurable stock down to my offspring. Yet another investment that returned a seed. How false this conclusion has turned out to be; a crooked portrait I can’t afford to straighten while physically present. While holding the previous...

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In Grandma's house it was always fun and gay, It always was a sunny day, Going through that old front door, Grandma calling do you want some more, Come and have a cup of tea, Have a biscuit, no take three. Grandpa is out by his pond. Watching his goldfish of who he is very fond, Auntie is there shelling peas, And Grandma's made...

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