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The Ugliest American President

Views rather point to Nixon,
By far handsomer Jackson!
Nixon’s swollen cheeks did grieve
But views should this to me leave…

If Nixon owned ugly face,
Did the rest of him show trace?

A Beauty Judge would face praise
But owner ‘Not The Crowned’ says;
“Had Straight Legs swapped for The Curved
And not Flat Tummy eyes served…

Back I’ll go to the buddy,
For his

Categories: ugliest, america, celebrity, people, political,
Form: Rhyme

The Ugliest Stepsister

Truth minus freedom
—equals Academia

(Dreamsleep: February, 2021)

Categories: ugliest, education,
Form: Free verse

Who Is the Ugliest At the Ugly Bug Ball

Who is the ugliest at the ugly bug ball?
Is it the hideous gnat or giraffe so tall?
Could it be that spitting camel with the ugly hump?
Or the orangutan with the butt that makes us jump?

Mayhaps it is the blue-footed boobie, a weird looking fellow
Or that weird looking duckling whose suit is off-color yellow.
Bloody turkey buzzard

Categories: ugliest, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Ugliest Word

Cancer is the ugliest word in the English language
Trust me, no other word conjures up so much sufferage
Most results concur
But can be blurred
Surely cancer tops them all, it's brutally savage

Categories: ugliest, health,
Form: Limerick

The Ugliest Dog and Truck Competition

A tale I'll tell in happy rhyme
Of Old town geezer, Uncle Buck, 
His ugly mutt, well past its prime, 
And of his ugly, rusty truck.

The people of the town, in jest, 
And seeking winter blues to ban, 
Devised a bold and fun contest -
A uniquely entertaining plan.

'Whosoever claims he owns
The most unsightly dog and truck
Will

Categories: ugliest, humor,
Form: Quatrain

The Ugliest

You are a fantastic sufferer, 
A passionate star striker-heightening my tears to happiness
How I wish for merely a moment, that I could forget all my fears
And allow myself to imagine your warm arms around me 
Telling me "Alone you never be in this fight against the maggots"

And I would lay my head against you in

Categories: ugliest, beauty, courage, i love
Form: Free verse

Your Baby Is the Ugliest Around

By Elton Camp

“Come over here and give a smile
While you praise my newborn child.”

I can certainly see why it they’d be lovin’
Since it had spent nine months in the oven.

When I saw it, my mouth dropped open.
I wondered why it was they had spoken.

The baby’s face was all red
And it had bruises on its head.

A

Categories: ugliest, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Hear the Ugliest Words

My letters, somewhat unrealistic and poetic, have always been sweeter
than long kisses, making you fee happy and float on sun-lit clouds,
but little did I know that you secretly flirted with guys on Tweeter;
read this last one...your unfaithfulness is obvious and can't dispel doubts!


Hear the ugliest words from my angry mouth...
once they were the notes of

Categories: ugliest, autumn, lost love, love
Form: Rhyme

Hear the Ugliest Words

My letters, somewhat unrealistic and poetic, have always been sweeter
than long kisses, making you feel happy and float on sun-lit clouds,
but little did I know that you secretly flirted with guys on Tweeter;
read this last one: your unfaithfulness is obvious and can't dispel doubts!


Hear the ugliest words coming from my angry mouth,
once they were the

Categories: ugliest, loneliness, lost love, love
Form: Rhyme

The Ugliest, Most Beautiful Girl

my style is a cover for how ugly i feel
 
any love I give myself I got at a steal
 
from compliments I don't believe
 
of pretty things I can't perceive
 
I've deceived myself about emotions
 
I indulge in others some devour my devotion
 
I'm left with a notion of neglect that I reflect upon

Categories: ugliest, conflict, courage,
Form: Rhyme

The Ugliest Creatures

Who believes in
zombies,
the ugliest
creatures
someone invented
to spread fear?
There are human
beings who actually are!
See them walk 
through dark alleys
and quite streets,
stumping on
sidewalks,
staring people in
the eye like a
walking dead!
Who made up the word, 
" Zombie " ?
A writer we assume...
is it folklore?
No, this conception
is rooted in voodoo belief;
how can they go into corpses
and resuscitate them?
The real ones roam

Categories: ugliest, abuse, horror, imagination, night,
Form: Free verse

The Ugliest Girl In the World

I’m the ugliest girl in the world
I hide on the outside
With make up
With curls
When I’m thin people like me
Congratulations!
What an achievement
For abandoning myself
When I’m fat, people like me
Ugliness peeks through
So witty!
So smart!
So talented!
Thank god she’s fat!
In between
Mother says with mother bias
What a pretty face
Father says with male bias
I’m an 8 out of 10
Thanks, Dad
Lovers know

Categories: ugliest, childhood, daughter, depression, family,
Form: Free verse

The Ugliest Poem

The worlds Ugliest Poem

Think chaos will become the new norm
in this world where life and words are cheap
think there'll be bodies littering the streets
and blood rolling into the gutters
from people killing their neighbors
just to get a little something to eat
and a place to lay their heads at night to sleep
think their'll be rioting all around
scorched

Categories: ugliest, angst, life, political, sadwords,
Form: I do not know?