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Udder Poems - Poems about Udder

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...i am cupid of ireland i came to ridicule women into the grave to be rhetorically relevent to juliet is not plausable you are tly the last of america, the confident mailbox of your ass gets passed......

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Categories: udder, abuse,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Light that lights all lights
... Written: December 05, 2024 for contest Sponsored by: Unseeking Seeker _________________________________ Line of inquiry: “we look for that light eternal ......

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Categories: udder, analogy, light,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Abcedarian Poem for Kicks and Giggles
...alabaster aardvark allows banished blue booby cobblestone cracks during Dubuque’s disastrous date effervescent egrets feel felonious and free giving giant giraffe gratitude high-fiving hilario......

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Categories: udder, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Abecedarian
nipple tip
.... one nipple iz the same az the udder i mean az the other babe......

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Categories: udder, myth,
Form: Epigram
Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo
...Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo Yours truly an unfortunate hostage within *****sapien zoo presenting poetic hodge podge and mish mash to you looking for unwitting subject(s) to......

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Categories: udder, america, appreciation, april, food,
Form: Rhyme



When Sheep Play Poker
..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......

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Categories: udder, animal, humor,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Cub with Mom
... Cub with Mom Soft- skinned snow white Mom- sheep wth its cub in deep sleep. At morning both woke up. Mom and cu......

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Categories: udder, animal, appreciation,
Form: Couplet
A Maniac Screams!
...A maniac laughs a maniac screams and screams feed me feed me mummy feed me feed me let me suckle upon your shapely breast even though I'm 53 and your dead feed me feed me feed me ......

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Categories: udder, funny, humor, mum,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member New Dog Named Ucap
...We have a new dog and we call her UCAP Interesting, I say, does she chase tail and nap? She doesn’t do anything other dogs do. Actually, and her bark sounds more like a moo. I did not meet UCAP......

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Categories: udder, 10th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Just a Rouse
...I'm not the average stupid mundane broad that's so stupid that I cannot see That you get a rise and sick pleasure, when you intentionally hurt me A sociopathic, psychotic, and paranoid-schizophreni......

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Categories: udder, break up,
Form: Rhyme
Poem 38
...Give me the bear's hide along this land of limbs she wears a crown of berries. Unswayed by the stones thrown to only rebuild a new home. Sheltering the young ones suckling blue nectar from the udder ......

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Categories: udder, allegory, body, creation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Milking It
... While others give grief, a chocolate milk cow often stutters, and how! In her udder relief, she utters “ca-cow” while producing cacao, tells the nutters, Ciao, ciao. Not one to chew......

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Categories: udder, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Puns X2
...Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! I used to think I was ind......

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Categories: udder, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hanging Onto Paradigms
...Inside grows dour each passing hour, another second hand mouthful of sand Falling into guillotined arms fully embraced, Take me wherever inevitability goes, Nah, been down that road ......

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Categories: udder, allusion, dark, depression, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member One Way Or An Udder
... Purple-haired teens of large girth, courageously saving the earth, are staging big pours in grocery stores; they're milking for all that it’s worth! https://www.lbc.co.uk/......

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Categories: udder, nonsense, silly,
Form: Limerick

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