Udder Poems - Poems about Udder

...Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo Yours truly an unfortunate hostage within *****sapien zoo presenting poetic hodge podge and mish mash to you looking for unwitting subject(s) to......Read the rest...

..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......Read the rest...

... Cub with Mom Soft- skinned snow white Mom- sheep wth its cub in deep sleep. At morning both woke up. Mom and cu......Read the rest...

...A maniac laughs a maniac screams and screams feed me feed me mummy feed me feed me let me suckle upon your shapely breast even though I'm 53 and your dead feed me feed me feed me ......Read the rest...

...We have a new dog and we call her UCAP Interesting, I say, does she chase tail and nap? She doesn’t do anything other dogs do. Actually, and her bark sounds more like a moo. I did not meet UCAP......Read the rest...

...I'm not the average stupid mundane broad that's so stupid that I cannot see That you get a rise and sick pleasure, when you intentionally hurt me A sociopathic, psychotic, and paranoid-schizophreni......Read the rest...

...Give me the bear's hide along this land of limbs she wears a crown of berries. Unswayed by the stones thrown to only rebuild a new home. Sheltering the young ones suckling blue nectar from the udder ......Read the rest...

... While others give grief, a chocolate milk cow often stutters, and how! In her udder relief, she utters “ca-cow” while producing cacao, tells the nutters, Ciao, ciao. Not one to chew......Read the rest...

...Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! I used to think I was ind......Read the rest...

...Inside grows dour each passing hour, another second hand mouthful of sand Falling into guillotined arms fully embraced, Take me wherever inevitability goes, Nah, been down that road ......Read the rest...

... Purple-haired teens of large girth, courageously saving the earth, are staging big pours in grocery stores; they're milking for all that it’s worth! https://www.lbc.co.uk/......Read the rest...

...Shall I forget my asking a brother: “Who of The Two has A Much Taller Order?” And Dairy Hand mishandled An Udder, For round spinning to watch Close Adder… Martin Luther and Nelson Mandela, If ......Read the rest...

...Let the Melancholics delight at your beauty tonight. From the bossom of ecstacy down to the purity of heart You are indeed a ravine work of art A million words can't define you Yes, beautiful can......Read the rest...

...Santa vaca, holy cow In udder disbelief This thread has reached a tipping point No really, what's your beef? The cattle never get your tongue The butcher might get theirs But grab a bull not by......Read the rest...

...Honey’s makeshift spit. Wouldn’t pay a dime for a harlot. No need to count up a tally when in hindsight it’s a waver. ‘’Use in discretion.’’ Wrap it up sugar. The man in the woods, is father goat ......Read the rest...