Twinkie Binky
A woman I knew loved a twinkie.
She also loved a binky.
The cream from the twink,
She'd smear on the bink.
So what do you think?
Is that kinky?
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Categories:
twinkie, addiction, food, fun, metaphor,
Form: Limerick
The Twinkie In Her Eye
She had just bit into her Twinkie
When she got a look from creepy guy
She gagged and a small piece flew up
and landed right smack in her eye!
He was sure she gave him a wink
Which only increased his advances
He said, "Hey baby, my name is Dink,"
"How about I show you some dances!"
She didn't like the way
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Categories:
twinkie, break up, feelings, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Twinkie Lovers Rejoice
Twinkie Lovers Rejoice
By Elton Camp
When Twinkies were made no more
From the public came an outraged roar
“But Twinkies are my favorite treat.
I absolutely must have them to eat.”
The union had Hostess by the throat
Production costs thereby did bloat
Twinkie-making then shut down
That made its lovers scowl and frown
Imposters soon began to be sold
“They’re not as good,” the
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Categories:
twinkie, food,
Form: Rhyme
Elegy For a Twinkie
No more Twinkies, no more Yodels;
Say farewell to Sno Balls, too.
Ring Dings soon will be extinct
And Devil Dogs, as well, are through.
Plus you’ll have to wonder where
Your fluffy white bread went because
If Wonder was the brand you bought,
This news I bring will give you pause:
For Hostess brands (and Drakes as well)
Have closed their doors, declared
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Categories:
twinkie, food, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
When Twinkie the Kid Battled Captain Cupcake (
When this happened it caught the world off guard
An epic scene, a memory that you could not discard
Who would have guessed these two titans of obesity and tooth decay
Would break so many kid's hearts in such an upsetting way
The loving memories before this you could not forsake
The day Twinkie the Kid battled Captain Cupcake
Toucan Sam
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Categories:
twinkie, food, funny,
Form: ABC
Twinkie
I have a little goldfish,
That wants me to scratch his belly.
I scratch it and his tail starts moving,
Just like a jar of grape jelly.
My little goldfish is always hungry,
But is as fat and as long as can be.
He’s a goldfish with an attitude,
And his name is Twinkie.
When I have to change that water,
And he gets
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Categories:
twinkie, animals, children, funny, pets,
Form: I do not know?