Twinkie Poems - Poems about Twinkie

A woman I knew loved a twinkie. She also loved a binky. The cream from the twink, She'd smear on the bink. So what do you think? Is that kinky?...

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She had just bit into her Twinkie When she got a look from creepy guy She gagged and a small piece flew up and landed right smack in her eye! He was sure she gave him a wink Which only increased his advances He said, "Hey baby, my name is Dink," "How about I show you some dances!" She didn't like the way...

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Twinkie Lovers Rejoice By Elton Camp When Twinkies were made no more From the public came an outraged roar “But Twinkies are my favorite treat. I absolutely must have them to eat.” The union had Hostess by the throat Production costs thereby did bloat Twinkie-making then shut down That made its lovers scowl and frown Imposters soon began to be sold “They’re not as good,” the...

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No more Twinkies, no more Yodels; Say farewell to Sno Balls, too. Ring Dings soon will be extinct And Devil Dogs, as well, are through. Plus you’ll have to wonder where Your fluffy white bread went because If Wonder was the brand you bought, This news I bring will give you pause: For Hostess brands (and Drakes as well) Have closed their doors, declared...

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When this happened it caught the world off guard An epic scene, a memory that you could not discard Who would have guessed these two titans of obesity and tooth decay Would break so many kid's hearts in such an upsetting way The loving memories before this you could not forsake The day Twinkie the Kid battled Captain Cupcake Toucan Sam...

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I have a little goldfish, That wants me to scratch his belly. I scratch it and his tail starts moving, Just like a jar of grape jelly. My little goldfish is always hungry, But is as fat and as long as can be. He’s a goldfish with an attitude, And his name is Twinkie. When I have to change that water, And he gets...

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