Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Tried on ten hats and none of them fit
Tried on the pants all without fly’s
Luckily they were all the wrong size
And as for the shirt with collar and cuffs
Thought that the frills were just a bit much
As for the jacket with buttons that shined
He asked “please tell me this ain’t all ya kin find”
And as for the shoes to his feet they were news
A left and a right, well, he just couldn’t choose
Thus, Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Walked out the door the way he came in
Two beards and two noses but only one chin
Categories:
twiddly, clothes, fashion, fun,
Form: Couplet
Taught by twiddly dinks
Your on the brink of discovering
that boredom has its own reward
It’s not what you think
There’s no get rich quick scheme
instead there’s a fiery end
for those who take
what someone else has made
When you open your eyes
you’ll see what you’ve missed
both the sunrise and sunset
You’ll find cool colors
from childhood, when
you step from your nightmares
back into dreams
Creamsicle swirls, cherry-red poppies,
a daisy-necklace meadow and
intelligent people -
you’ll no longer crave
the wasteland nor
the twiddly dink spell
Categories:
twiddly, motivation,
Form: Didactic
fairest robin in
a tree twiddly-dee-dee
resting robin sings
~
ever so lovely
summer robins so singing
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7/4/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Categories:
twiddly, adventure, appreciation, bird,
Form: Haiku
Twiddly, twiddly dee
The prisoner sang happily
He was told by his snout
That he had plans to get out
Of prison and he would be free
Categories:
twiddly, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
One word synopsis
Poetic hypothesis
Foundation
on top of it
getting to the heart of it
Building and building
a life worth living
walls and ceiling
blessings with
misgivings
twiddly dinks
of a sphinx
and Nubian
ladies craved
naked cradling
princes as babies
White Jesus framed.
a boy called
first and
middle name.
A king to be
dirty are his feet.
clay for foundation
El Shaddai molded
from shackles, shacks
and hypertension
stop pretending
from a premises
he was owed
something
God had
already given.
Black dignity
redefined from
ancient times
We stood
inline with royalty
and the stars were
named by us.
That house
on the Nile
was architected
by us.
Categories:
twiddly, black african american,
Form: Prose Poetry
I'm doing a little highland dancing
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and did the splits
Now I'm only slightly built .
Dah, Dah, Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly Twiddly Dee
Let go of your sporran
and come and dance with me .
You have to go commando
and expose your hairy knee's
Belts off Troosers down
Let your bits dangle in the breeze
Ignore the flashing blue lights
Tell the police men to sod off
I'll come and visit you in prison
The next time I have another day off.
Dah , Dah , Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly , Twiddly , Dee
Let go of your sporran
and come and dance with me.
Categories:
twiddly, funny,
Form: Verse