Tutted Poems - Poems about Tutted

... "Hieronymus Dipped" The neurochip sucked me like a lollipop ... mind first into the dream, squeezed my thoughts out like tubes of candy coloured toothpaste all over t......

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...and furthermore, i've made a catalogue of 100000 precious objects; in my home one of them is the toaster and there is only one spreading knife in the house but we laugh at the past, not ......

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...'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house We heard father singing He'd got rather soused. Mother tut-tutted At his yuletide cheer He yelled "merry christmas" Then chugged d......

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...I went to see a psychiatrist today He studied me in a very strange way He grunted once and then he said "Let me try to understand what's in your head" I said "There's nothing wrong with me I'm a......

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...I fancied an omelette So I bought myself some eggs, I cracked a few in a bowl And drained them to the dregs. Then I got the whisk out And I gave them a thrashing, It all got rather vigorous, ......

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...As I was going to the loo, in the middle of the night, I bumped into my husband, he gave me such a fright. He was just standing there, with everything stuck out, He looked so menacing, holy hell I......

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...The first, second, third time we met it was there. Some indescribable need, at least on my part. We learned interesting things about one another and laughed, scowled, tutted in the process. ......

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