'eggs' Asperated

I fancied an omelette So I bought myself some eggs, I cracked a few in a bowl And drained them to the dregs. Then I got the whisk out And I gave them a thrashing, It all got rather vigorous, The bowl and eggs went crashing. So I changed tack, and went for fried, I cracked some in the pan, I turned the flame to maximum That's when the fun began. A friend phoned, I answered, We had not talked for days, Fifteen minutes later My fried eggs were ablaze. The firemen tut tut tutted They'd seen it all before, I promised, when I next have eggs I'm going to eat them raw!