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Funny Turtle Poems

These Funny Turtle poems are examples of Turtle poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Turtle Funny poems written by international poets.

A Cat and a Turtle
A cat and a turtle, a pair
Found love in the warm summer air.
But it's not evolution,
Just a fanciful solution,
For a fish to be born, that's...

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Categories: turtle, cat, fish, fun, funny,

Myrtles Turtle
Myrtle had a pet turtle
She was fair looking and fertile
Tried to get into a girdle
Squeezing so hard 
she turned purple
Her cows mike curdled
Drank it and...

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© Bobby May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: turtle, fun,
The Turtle
The turtle entered a race
Tried to run at his own pace
He fell way behind
Still crossed the finish line
Then, felt like it was just a waste...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: turtle, fun, funny,
Purple Turtle
My mobile is a purple turtle. Made in Red China by brain dead slave labourers. It has some wonderful features. These include: 

Free TV. Pull...

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Categories: turtle, computer, satire, technology, voice,
Premium Member Snotty Haughty Sea Turtle
Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Stuck up
Barely speaking to other sea creatures
Much ado about nothing

Snotty haughty sea turtle
Mean to others
For decades
Now trying to pretend you are not...

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Categories: turtle, 10th grade, 11th grade,

If a Tortoise, If a Turtle
Dedicated to my favourite poet - Shelley

If a tortoise, if a turtle
You are never going to hurtle
Witness how your limbs are placed
Splayed east to west,...

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Categories: turtle, animal, destiny, funny, health,
Turtle Hurtle Sat On a Myrtle
Turtle Hurtle sat on a myrtle
                   ...

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Categories: turtle, fun, funny,
The Snail and the Turtle
The snail rode on the turtle's back
                  ...

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Categories: turtle, funny, nature,
Premium Member Rapid Response Turtle Team
Rapid Response Turtle Team, R2T2, is their name, saving is their game!
They’re ‘Mary River Turtles’, headquartered in a submarine, but not tame.
Forever, on call: a...

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Categories: turtle, fantasy, fun, funny, imagination,
Premium Member Two Headed Turtle
A two headed turtle in a bed blue
Slept whole night through close to his brother too  


Contest: Two Timer's
Sponsor: Debbie Guzzi...

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Categories: turtle, funny, nature,
Premium Member I Sing of Turtle Doves
I am painting pictures of things unseen,and of places I have never been. I am painting masterpieces with my pen,and I sing of Turtle Doves.I...

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Categories: turtle, funny, holiday, words,
Turtle Soup
Aunty Murtle, she was Mad,
Mamma said so all the time,
But nothing she did was quite as bad,
As when she bought turtle's home to dine.

She placed...

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Categories: turtle, animals, funny,
Talking Turtle Soup
Laverne a man from Po' Biddy
Raised by himself with no family

Lived off the land and by God's hand
His favorite was turtle soup real bland

One day...

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Categories: turtle, funny
Turtle Soup
Turtle soup in Zimbabwe is a delicacy
Caused fights between my siblings and me

Alas, due to the shortage we couldn’t eat it all at once 
So...

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Categories: turtle, funny
The Loop (The Tale of Turtle Soup)
Once a little harmless turtle went a- walking ‘round the loop, 
caught his little baby toe and ended up in turtle soup.

While the doves mourned...

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Categories: turtle, funny

Book: Shattered Sighs