Holiday Turkey Poems

Thanksgiving is over the feast is done
there was enough football for everyone
Company that gather all slipped away
with leftovers divided on their merry way
The pies and...

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We children gathered around the table.
The aromas were rich and dense, we fidgeted.

But we had one last thing to do - before we began the...

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The turkey ran when he saw the pot
He remembered that the pot was hot
He got away the first time
By using a t-smart punch line
A poster...

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She tried cooking a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day but
That funny turkey wanted to play 
So, he opened up the oven door
Then leaped out onto the floor
He...

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Peter was able to see some of the ant-like Macy's Thanksgiving parade by leaning suicidally over the 50th floor balcony. I go into fight-or-flight panic...

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Greetings, fellow poets, on this day of Thanksgiving, whether or not you celebrate the American holiday.  I want you to know I appreciate the...

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Presidents Truman, Kennedy, Regan, Biden 
Sparing a turkey from a Thanksgiving table. The presidential Turkey Pardon

Massachusetts
is a truly historic state.
Indigenous people lived there for
over ten...

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At Christmastide the family felt dread,
As they sat around a fantastic spread,
As dad carved the turkey,
It spoke up quite quirky,
“Do you fancy swopping places instead?”

17/11/22

A...

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A turkey saw the hunter with his gun
He turned his tail and tried to run
Got popped in the butt
Then he almost went nutts
Now he's sitting...

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No turkey this year for me
I long to be turkey free
To stuff my gut
Up to my butt
Its smell will make me flee...

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He tried catching a fresh turkey
Doing so made him look quirky
But when the turkeys' attack
Covering him with a sack
His outcome looked very murky...

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Thank you for tender flesh so sweet
Uniquely known for your dark meat
Risen to fame as a rare treat
Known as sticks that are fun to eat...

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DreamWorks Animation released
A film with a turkey-leg feast 
And Donald Trump laughed,
"Democrats are daft
to believe that's how palms are greased!"...

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able....

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Happiness isn’t forbidden, so reach for it.
Look for missing love, or sip the wine of love. 
If love demands, pay the price and rejoice, delight,...

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