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Turds Poems - Poems about Turds


Premium Member Mouse Turds in the Kitchen
Mouse turds in the kitchen In the soup and on the pie Mouse turds in my kitchen sink I truly want to cry Mouse turds on my sandwich Boy that mouse is fast! Mouse turd trail along the floor Now the die is cast...

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Categories: turds, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wisted Turds
My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella, She boasted that he's a fart smeller, Oops she got it wrong, Poor Pete doesn’t pong, She really meant he’s a smart fella! 10/26/20...

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Categories: turds, humorous, word play,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Butterflies and Turds
don't the pretty girls just love a bad boy.. butterflies swarming a turd...

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Categories: turds, addiction,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member An Abundance of Turds
Narratives are fine but use too many words Economical are limericks with nouns and verbs Frugal they are Less wasteful by far Too much thinking causes an abundance of turds...

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Categories: turds, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Contests and Alphabet Turds
I have given contests my very best only to bruise my ego with unrest and sometimes hurt within my chest. I confess to times of being obsessed with stinking poetry contest-distress. Feelings from result-upsets are not chronic, no, they are more geared towards chaotic. Whenever my imagination goes myopic, I become a seeker of contest topics to fast provide fed to my eager muse, ergo,...

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Categories: turds, break up, poetry, poets,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Turds and Birds
A turd by any other name would still be a turd A bird by any other name would still be a bird Birds can fly Turds still try Destined for failure and their odor's beyond words...

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Categories: turds, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Passionate About Turds
A survival of the fittest is a very famous proverb As long as good luck, good living and silliness converge So I've heard Oh about the third A personal choice, passionately writing about turds...

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Categories: turds, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Turds
Constipation is an extremely shitty word I don't usually use it, I usually use turd Must keep it sophisticated Some might be listening To this conversation besides the Humorick herd...

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Categories: turds, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Abundance of Turds
Narratives are fine but use too many words Economical are limericks with nouns and verbs Frugal they sure are Less wasteful by far Too much thinking causes an abundance of turds...

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Categories: turds, words,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Turds and Birds
A turd by any other name would still be a turd A bird by any other name would still be a bird Birds can fly Turds still try Destined for failure coz their odour is beyond words...

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Categories: turds, bird,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Be Careful When You 'Whist Your Turds'
His teacher said he was a ‘shining wit’ Little Jimmy was SO pleased But when he told his mum and dad… They could not be appeased! (Think spoonerisms) Jan Allison 8th April 2016...

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Categories: turds, humorous, word play,
Form: Rhyme

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