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Turds and Birds

A turd by any other name would still be a turd A bird by any other name would still be a bird Birds can fly Turds still try Destined for failure coz their odour is beyond words

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/1/2017 8:08:00 AM

Turds are part of a military wing//They do drops without chutes while we sing//Happy we are//When they go far//That's it for this ding-a-ling. (Only a one-half cup ding-a-ling. MORE COFFEE!) BEYOND YOU ARE JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/1/2017 8:13:00 AM

Perhaps you should have a permanent siphon installed as a backpack... oh you already have one!!! BEYOND I AM!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 8/1/2017 7:50:00 AM

My bird's turds are odourless, can't say the same for my dog's mess... Good morning Jack! Hugs mo!

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 8/1/2017 8:33:00 AM

Mine's a husky mutt, on home made food so my eye is always on what goes in what goes out LOL! I'm converted, never going back to kibble. Gotta watch those vets! Woof!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/1/2017 8:01:00 AM

LOL!!! We've got a golden retriever and has had diarrhea recently... yuckty poo!!! Vet says it's an infection and prescribed some stuff that cost a bunch of moola! Such is pet ownership!!! A BRIGHT GOOD MORNING TO YOU MY DEAR MO!!! Hugs back! xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 8/1/2017 7:35:00 AM

you don't mince your turds when you write jack - lets hope that bird doesn't score a direct hit after reading your poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/1/2017 7:41:00 AM

Hmm... minced turds!!! Birds are notoriously bad shots! I thought everyone knew that!! Kinda random like! Have a great day, Miss Jan!!! Love, Bro!!! xxx

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/1/2017 7:30:00 AM

Well, turds do fly when poo hits the fan! You remember the good ole expression don't you? I just made it rated PG, Poo Good! What an awesome little tiddy you have written for us today! I really enjoyed reading this tremendous poem this morning! Thank you for sharing your turd words of wisdom Jack! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/1/2017 7:33:00 AM

That's disgusting... did I write that??? "your turd words of wisdom" a sincere thank you, my friend!!!