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Turds and Birds

A turd by any other name would still be a turd
A bird by any other name would still be a bird
Birds can fly
Turds still try
Destined for failure coz their odour is beyond words

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/1/2017 8:08:00 AM Turds are part of a military wing//They do drops without chutes while we sing//Happy we are//When they go far//That's it for this ding-a-ling. (Only a one-half cup ding-a-ling. MORE COFFEE!) BEYOND YOU ARE JACKSON!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/1/2017 8:13:00 AM Perhaps you should have a permanent siphon installed as a backpack... oh you already have one!!! BEYOND I AM!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/1/2017 7:50:00 AM My bird's turds are odourless, can't say the same for my dog's mess... Good morning Jack! Hugs mo! Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/1/2017 8:33:00 AM Mine's a husky mutt, on home made food so my eye is always on what goes in what goes out LOL! I'm converted, never going back to kibble. Gotta watch those vets! Woof! Jack Ellison Date: 8/1/2017 8:01:00 AM LOL!!! We've got a golden retriever and has had diarrhea recently... yuckty poo!!! Vet says it's an infection and prescribed some stuff that cost a bunch of moola! Such is pet ownership!!! A BRIGHT GOOD MORNING TO YOU MY DEAR MO!!! Hugs back! xxx

Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2017 7:35:00 AM you don't mince your turds when you write jack - lets hope that bird doesn't score a direct hit after reading your poem lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/1/2017 7:41:00 AM Hmm... minced turds!!! Birds are notoriously bad shots! I thought everyone knew that!! Kinda random like! Have a great day, Miss Jan!!! Love, Bro!!! xxx

Russell Sivey Date: 8/1/2017 7:30:00 AM Well, turds do fly when poo hits the fan! You remember the good ole expression don't you? I just made it rated PG, Poo Good! What an awesome little tiddy you have written for us today! I really enjoyed reading this tremendous poem this morning! Thank you for sharing your turd words of wisdom Jack! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/1/2017 7:33:00 AM That's disgusting... did I write that??? "your turd words of wisdom" a sincere thank you, my friend!!!