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An Abundance of Turds

Narratives are fine but use too many words Economical are limericks with nouns and verbs Frugal they sure are Less wasteful by far Too much thinking causes an abundance of turds

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Silent One

Date: 12/29/2017 10:18:00 AM

Jack lay the smelliest turd, its stench was quiet absurd. Mayor kicked him out of town, lonely he began to frown, till he found a job as a cow herd!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2017 10:24:00 AM

Twas a pretty shitty job!!!!! Have a great stunning 2018!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/29/2017 9:58:00 AM

that is true, limericks are short, sweet and snappy!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2017 10:09:00 AM

It's all I know now although I have written some passionate slinky quatrains in the past!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/29/2017 8:42:00 AM

Hmm, my poetry is slight, does that make my butt tight? ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2017 8:46:00 AM

Call my and we'll talk about it! Shhh xxx

Judith S

Date: 12/29/2017 7:59:00 AM

Was a little "nervous" about reading this one from the title (before my breakfast) ... but ... all is well ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2017 8:24:00 AM

SORRY MISS SWEETIE PIE!! But sure happy all is well though! LOL Promise not to upset you like that again... welllllll I can't really promise but I'll try real hard!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/29/2017 7:21:00 AM

No need to get carried away//While your words romp and play//some terse//silly verse//Makes your fans want to stay. BOMBS AWAY JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2017 7:52:00 AM

Are you referring to my worldwide fandom? THAT BOMB WAS TOO CLOSE TO HOME BTW!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 12/29/2017 6:11:00 AM

lol Jack:-) I think my pen is constipated at the moment lol:-( hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2017 6:18:00 AM

I'm howling dear sis!!!!!!! lol Kinda knew that word would grab ya!!! Hope the New Year brings offer goo stuff besides turds!!! Love Bro!!! xxx